Boruto: I feel like I'm in a yaoi ship...
A: Ohho *getting excited* Who do you think you are being shipped with?
B: Mitsu- Wait... you don't think that's weird?
A: Nah, I basically only ship Yaoi/Yuri couples
B: Um... like what?
A: *fangirl mode: On* Well, I shipped 6th Hokage with Iruka, 4th Hokage with Fugaku, ItaSasu, ItaDei, SasoDei, TobiDei, KakaObi, MadaHashi, MadaObi, and...
B: And what?
A: Well, your dad with basically every dude in the anime. There's also waaaaaay more, but I'm too lazy to mention them. Basically every other possible yaoi ship in the anime.
B: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?! Shitty old man?!
A: Yeah... but I mostly just shipped him with duckass.
B: Who?
A: *facepalms* *mumbles to self* I forgot, he doesn't have duckbutt hair anymore...
B: Who?!
A: I think you know him as 'Uncle Sasuke'.
B: Uncle Sas- YOU SHIPPED 'EM, 'TTEBASA?!
A: Yep. SasuNaru was, and is still, my OTP
B: ...Okay? You do realize he's married to kaa-san and has 2 kids, right?
A: Yeah, but SasuNaru was supposed to hap- wait... I'm not gonna break the 4th wall today!!
B: Moving on, what's this 'anime' you mentioned?
A: Fuck. And there goes the 4th wall.
B: *mumbles* 4th wall? What the hell is she-
A: Weeeeeell, you are anime, everyone and everything around you is anime. Well, not me. I come from a different world far, far, away.
B: Umm... okay? But, why Uncle Sasuke and shitty old man?
A: If you watched the anime you'd understand
B: Please, explain this 'anime' concept in further detail. I'm confused.
A: ...nvm
Well, my princes and princess, that was the first chappie!! Hope you enjoyed it! Ja ne~
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Ask/Dare/Conversations with Boruto
FanfictionWhere I talk about random shit with Boruto while doing ask/dares. You can also request for ships to come into play in a chapter. ⚠Warning: Boruto may or may not be OOC⚠
