Ask/Dare/Conversations with Boruto

A short interval with Sarada

Boruto: Wait, so she's taking my show?

Ani: Well only for this chapter.

B: But what about you, Ani?

A: Well I'm not gonna be included in this as far as Sarada told me.

Sarada: Cha! Y'all are already taking much of this! Shoo, shoo!

A and B: Ok, alright, alright. Well leave. *exits*

Sarada: Time to begin! *pulls in Sakura and Sasuke*

Sakura: Huh?

Sasuke: Hn.

Sarada: So, mama, who was your first kiss! *thinks* It's obviously papa, cause he's your soulmate!

Sakura: Naruto.

Sarada: um... okay? Well, papa!

Sasuke: Hn

Sarada: Who was your first kiss? *thinks* Mama's was a surprise, but papa's is obviously mama!

Sasuke: Naruto

Sarada: *dumbfounded* ... well let me just ask the rest of the village. *goes around village asking who their first kisses were*

Literally the whole village: Naruto

Sarada: Wow, Okay. Wait, that means whoever Uncle Hokage's first kiss was is his true soulmate! I bet it's Auntie Hinata! *goes to the Hokage's office*

Naruto: Yes, Sarada?

Sarada: Who was your first kiss?

Naruto: Well, that's easy. It was...

Sarada: Yes?

Naruto: Your father, Sasuke:

Sarada: I KNEW IT WAS HI- Wait, WHAT?!

Naruto: Yeah, it was Sasuke. He was also my second kiss.

Sarada: ... So, papa didn't get married to his soulmate, and neither did you.

Naruto: What do you mean? I married Hinata.

Sarada: But she's not your- never mind *walks away* I'm done here. Y'all can have your show back.

Ani: *walks in* *cleans glasses* FINALLY! And I told you Naruto and Sasuke were soulmates!

Sarada: *cleans glasses too* Yeah, whatever.

Boruto: So, I guess that's it? Hope you guys enjoyed it. This probably isn't going to continue because Ani is waaaay too lazy for this, and she has a lot of stuff to do. Anyway, hope you liked the book and Ja Ne!

Pinetree: Dude, that's my line. Fuck you.

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED MY BOOK! Please comment on how it was! Ja ne!

Fun Fact: I look like a mix of Sarada and Chōchō. I even have red glasses too.