Ask/Dare/Conversations with Boruto

Naruto's birthday special

Boruto: Oh yeah! It's shitty old dad's birthday, 'ttebasa!

Ani: Yuh huh! Happy 15th birthday to Naru-chan, even though in the anime he is 32!! We also have a special dare to fit that!

B: So what is it?

A: *picks up card* It's a dare from mickodatz . He/She says to read some, hold on *walks away*

B: Where are you going?

A: Just to get 2 people to help with this dare.

B: ...?

A: *brings in Sasuke and Naruto* Yo, Naru-san! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Naruto: Oh, thank you, 'ttebayo!!

Sasuke: *sighs* Why are we here again?

A: Dares.

N: *looks at Boruto* Heh?

B: She didn't tell me the dare either.

A: Oh yeah! The dare is from mickodatz . He/She wants Boruto to read some NaruSasu smut, but I wanted all three of you to read it together!

N and S: ... what is this NaruSasu?

B: *remembers first conversation* Oh no. Hell no. HELL NAH!

S: I'm sensing it is something bad...

A: No! It is wonderful! *throws rainbows around* It is the ship between you *points to Sasuke* and you *points to Naruto*

N: Wait, what?!

S: Yeah, no *tries to walk away*

A: Hahahaha y'all ain't leaving *ties em down* hahahaha! *pulls out smut* Oh yeah, I need to tell y'all *has already read this before* Naruto's kinda fucked-up in this.

N: Why me?!

A: *ignores him*

(A/N: We are reading The Kidnapping by FullbusterFic translated by vonlane )

-After 9 paragraphs-

S: WHAT THE HELL, LOSER?!

N: Oh my Kami... I kidnapped Sasuke?!

A: Yes I've already told y'all he's kinda fucked up in this. Now let's contin-

S: NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

B: Sensei, you need to calm down.

A: Yeah, duckass. Your Uchiha is slipping.

S: *tickmark* Fine.

All: *continues reading*

-After couple more paragraphs-

N: *sad* Y-you hate me, Sasuke?

S: ...

A: Why isn't he answeri- *smirks*

B: What?

A: Oh nothing.

N: Damn it, Sasuke! Answer my question, dattebayo!

A: Leave him be, Naru-san. Let's continue *shoves fanfic in their faces*

-After more paragraphs-

S: Naruto, I-I didn't know you were that sad when I left... I'm s-

A: No. Don't say it. You are Uchiha Sasuke. You do not apologize. Just read.