Hello ≫ Itachi

JUDO CHOP!

When I opened my eyes I found myself in an empty, dank, grey sell that smelled of blood and death. Can you smell death? I must be special.

I attempted getting up but to my dismay long and heavy chains were keeping me from moving around too much. I scowled and tried to rip them out of the wall... but they were attached to the ground... damn.

"Someone's a little grumpy." A man wearing a red cloak said, emerging from the shadows. I felt like I'd heard his voice before. I studied what I could of him. His chakra felt like Orochimaru's... he even gave off an Orochimaru vibe but Orochimaru was dead which means that this could only be one person: Kabuto.

"Let. Me. Go." I growled, baring my teeth in his direction.

"Oh, ho, ho!" He laughed, sending shivers down my spine. He seemed so confident in himself. It was driving me crazy.

If Kabuto is here that means Itachi must be, too. My heart picked up speed and I grinned at him. This wasn't going so bad after all, but then...

"Kabuto, I see you've taken one of the Akatsuki members hostage..." Said a bored but deep voice from behind me. I whirled around and saw the one and only Tobi standing there. He had a white mask with three black coma-like things on it. He wore a blue dress thingy and had a large fan strapped to his back. I could only tell it was Tobi because of this mans chakra. It was exactly the same.

"Yes, she was snooping around in my business." Kabuto said plainly.

"WAS NOT! I CAME LOOKING FOR ITACHI! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU!" I screamed, pulling against the chains, trying my very hardest to get over to that bastard so I could beat the hell out of him like before.

"Heh. What a foolish little girl you are." Mused Kabuto, walking towards me and tucking a lock of hair behind my ear. I was outraged that he thought he could touch me and get away with it. I snapped my at his hand and he quickly retracted. Okay... kind of a victory? Maybe? Sure? I guess?

"I have to ask you to let her go, you see, she is a very valued member among what is left of the Akatsuki. It would be a pain if she was forced to stay out of the fight." Tobi said, approaching me and Kabuto.

"As long as she doesn't interfere with anything... she can go, I guess." Kabuto sighed. He snapped his fingers and the chains that had bound me clicked and slipped off, leaving behind angry red marks on my wrists.

Before I could lunge at Kabuto and rip his throat out, Tobi grabbed my arm and yanked me backwards. I felt myself getting sucked away into... something. Usually when you're are being sucked away you're suppose to say something awesome but all I did was give off this inhuman scream and thrash around. It's called the dying (F/N) look.

When I was able to open my eyes everything was black... why does this keep happening to me? I stood up and attempted to peer through this damn darkness but got nothing. The only thing I could see were white platforms and myself. Yay. Maybe I died and I was just so evil that I broke hell and they send me to a place in between heaven and hell.

I sat down and hugged my knees to my chest. I miss the old days, the ones where I ran around Konoha brimming with confidence and sarcasm. Now I'm depressed and annoying.

"What's happened to me?" I asked the darkness but no one answered. I guess it would be pretty weird if someone did. I laid down and covered my eyes with my arm. There's nothing to do but wait now. From what I can tell Tobi's out me in his sharingan... hold the fuck up. When the fuck did Tobi get a god damn sharingan?! I jumped up and looked around wildly for no reason(I just figured that just made it more dramatic).

"TOBI WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!" I screamed "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE SHARINGAN?!" He didn't answer me. What and asshole. I began pacing my tiny little platform. Was he an Uchiha that went rogue? Or did he possibly steal someone else's sharingan? And when did his voice get so deep?

Byakingan!

Using my byakingan I attempted to see outside of Tobi's sharingan but all there was was darkness. I scowled and deactivated it. This was way too confusing! I curled up into a ball and began to drown in self pity, but then that feeling I get whenever I'm being sucked into someone's sharingan came(that's a feeling I've never gotten until now).

I hit the Akatsuki floor hard, leaving a dent in it. Don't ask me how I know this is the floor to the Akatsuki base, I just do. I jumped up and whirled around.

"JUDO CHOP!" I screamed whacking the nearest person.

"OI! WATCH IT!" Wailed a certain fish.

"Oh, its you." I sighed.

"And me." Grumbled Tobi. I shuffled away from Tobi.

"Stranger danger." I yelped, doing a somersault out the living room door. I jumped back onto my feet and slammed the door shut, then I gracefully ran for my life.

I heard Kisame behind me screaming for me to stop before I got hurt. Pfft. Whatever punishment that's coming my way can't be as bad as giving birth, trust me when I say that. It was like I was being ripped apart from the inside. Have you ever had a sword shoved up your ass? No? Well, that's what it feels like.

I saw the magical door that would take me to the cave. I grinned and sped up.

"What a fool." Muttered Tobi.

Everything went black. Again.

Shit.