I wanted to do something other than riddles soooo..... :)
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1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Idk what these are but I'm going to call them jokes.
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The Ultimate Book Of Riddles
Humor#57 in Riddles You came to this book because your probably bored... This book has riddles (and sometimes, memes). I also have the worst updating consistency on EARTH. Thats all I got to say. Anyways... Happy reading☺ 4.3k reads Xx
