Unlimited Zanpakuto Works (Bleach Fate/Stay Night Crossover)

Landlord of Hell

A tan white-haired man walked towards the home.  He was the landlord of the place and was good friends with the owner.  This was the Kurosaki Clinic.  Just when he was about to knock on the door, he heard shouting.  The man sighed.

"Guess their fighting again?" he clutched his forehead.  He was getting to old for this.

He knocked on the door and waited for a few minutes.  In those few minutes he heard the sound of punches being thrown.  Finally the door was opened to reveal an eleven year old girl.  She burst into a smile as soon as she saw him.

"Uncle Shirou!" she squealed, jumping on him.

"Did you miss me?" she demanded.  "Did you miss me?  Did you miss me?"

"I gonna give you the answer I gave your brother when he was your age," Shirou said as the girl held onto his arm.  "Nope."

He flicked her forehead and she fell back onto the ground.  Just then, another girl appeared from the corner.

"Hi, Uncle Shirou," she said.  "Yuzu giving you any trouble?"

"Nah, Karin," Shirou smiled.  "I'm fine."

"Good," Karin smiled.  "If you don't mind can you break up those two idiots."

Shirou chuckled.  "My pleasure."  The tall man walked into the kitchen where Isshin and Ichigo, father and son, were wrestling on the ground.

"Now, now, boys," Shirou said, giving an evil smirk.  When they heard his voice, the two looked at the man in fear.  Shirou grabbed the back of their shirts and lifted them.  "Play nice," he finished, slamming their heads together."

"Ouch," Ichigo, the orange haired fifteen year old, moaned, rubbing his head in pain.  "That hurt, Shirou!"

Ichigo's father, however, jumped up.  "Hey, Shirou!" he yelled, tears coming from his eyes.  "You're one of my best friends so you should be helping me against my idiot son!"

Hearing these words, Ichigo's eye twitched.  "You stupid old man!" he shouted, putting his father in a headlock.  "Wanna say that again?"

Shirou sighed, grabbing a magazine and rolling it up .  "Enough," he said, giving both a smack, slamming them into the ground.  Shirou looked at the table, where a meal was prepared for them.  "Look, Yuzu made a bunch of food just for you two.  I expect you eat my disciple's food or else I get angry."

The two quickly got into their seats, not wanting to be the victim of Shirou.  Karin and Yuzu also got into their seats.

"Sorry, Uncle Shirou," Yuzu said, holding a plate of rice.  "I didn't know you were coming so I don't have anything prepared."

"It's okay, Yuzu," Shirou assured her.  "I already ate before hand.  If I do get hungry, I'll just steal from those idiots."

"Hey!" Ichigo yelled, moving protectively over his food.  "I'm not letting you get any of my food."

"Me either," Isshin said, going into a similar stance.

"Aw, that's adorable," Shirou smiled.  "You think you have a choice."

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Dinner was great.  Ichigo and Isshin tried to resist Shirou's thieving attempts but their attempts were all in vain.  He'd outmaneuver both of them with speedy chop stick movements and steal the best pieces of food.

Shirou had been friends with the Kurosaki family for years.  He was one of Isshin's oldest friends, knowing him for many, many years.  Shirou also was very interested in both Ichigo and Karin's strange ability, the ability to see ghosts.  He was so friendly with the family that he gave them a great deal for their house/clinic.  After Isshin's wife died, Masaki, died, Shirou helped out the family.  He took the girls in as some sort of apprentices.  Yuzu was taught all of his housework techniques and helped Karin develop her clever tongue.  He even taught Karin what he called the 'Arrow of Truth' technique.  The user basically says truthful comments about someone, but makes it sound extremely stupid so that its that more insulting to the target.