A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. "Careful." He said. "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! where are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. I SAID CAREFUL! You never listen to me when you're cooking. NEVER! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your MIND? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "Have you lost your mind? What makes you think I don't know how to cook fried eggs?" The man said, "I just wanted you to know what it feels like when I drive."
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