laugh number twenty-two

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This is a bunch of drunk jokes BTW

Dude I was not last night

Oh really?! You...
Hugged a hobo saying ''dumbledore your alive!''
Grabbed a Mexican girl saying ''dora I'm lost I need your map''
Walked into a closet saying ''this isn't narnia''
Cut open a bunch of pineapples saying ''Spongebob I know you're in there''
But I drove us home
No, you sat in the backseat steering a paper plate.

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