Mou

Football.(American)

As you can tell by the title, I'm gonna talk about football.

So I was at football practice and we run two laps at the beginning of practice and SUDDENLY I AM LIKE THE FREAKING FLASH!!!
I don't even know where this sudden speed came from. I'm usually in the middle of the herd when we're running and I was sort of at the front. It's not like I was first or anything it's just i ran faster than usual. It just amazed me because I am like a freaking snail.

INTERMISSION *A L I E N S By Coldplay came on * DANCE PARTY
Hey you should listen to this song. It's pretty amazing. It might be in the media, might not, it just depends how lazy I feel in 5 minutes.

SONG OVER. BACK TO THE TOPIC. (Sorry. I have as basically nonexistent attention span.)

Oh yeah, that felt amazing. And then we split up into our usual groups.
My group: The huge guys/linemen (+1 girl that they didn't originally want on the team) << THAT'S RIGHT, I CALLED YOU OUT COACH!! *Long story. Tell you next chapter*

Other group: Skilled. <(WAY TO MAKE US LINEMEN MAKE US FEEL GREAT, COACH) The fast ones and the experienced ones. When I say 'experienced ones' I mean they have been playing since they were 5 or 6. I'm barely in my second season...

My group did hitting drills and the other group did... Something. I don't know because I was doing blocking drills in which I kept FALLING OVER. I hurt my knee while running so I couldn't stay balanced. Like I'd just flop down when the coach said go. And I did still did decent because they out me against some not-so-great guy.

After we do more drills, we join up with the Skills we came together as a team and went against each other. As in, offensive guys against us defensive guys and girl. And I this annoying part of the practice that bothered me.

I got through a gap to the quarterback and tackled him but right as I tackled him (LITERALLY while I was tackling him) he threw the ball AND IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A TACKLE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BALL! It annoyed me so much. Still does, 5 hours later.

And now I have a scrimmage tomorrow against the team I almost joined.

What will happen next? Will she lose the scrimmage? Why is she so bitter with her coach? Will there be another blow up between her parents?

Next time on The Bachelorette.

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Peace Out Potatoes<3