Fandoms Unite [Fandomstuck] (ON HIATUS)

Ch. 6 - Fight

Enter name.

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE FANDOM

Your name is the WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE FANDOM. You tend to be CREEPY and SUBLIMINAL with pretty much everything you do and say. You love UNKNOWN and STRANGE things. Because of this, you're pretty good friends with GRAVITY FALLS, but sometimes she's just a little too childish. You like the color PURPLE, and you have weird TATTOOS on your arms. You have no idea how they got there. You also have a weird PURPLE EYE THING on your forehead. You're sort of afraid of ASSASSIN'S CREED because he has a giant HOOD covering his face, and based on what you know, you can't be sure about HOODED FIGURES. They have something to do with the DOG PARK. Never enter the dog park.

You and all the other fandoms were just having a boring meeting when the ground started shaking. It was weird. At first, you thought it was just nothing, but you changed your mind when something knocked into one of the meeting room's walls.

And now you're sitting in your seat in shock, staring at what's on the other side, just like everyone else. You definitely didn't see this coming. Well, now you're all screwed. Good luck not dying. Or is death just not a thing anymore? Is everyone immortal and it's a miracle? (A/N: The fandoms are technically immortal, but then again not really because there are certain things that can kill/weaken them. Also I just made a reference in that last sentence that no one will get unless you listen to Night Vale xD)

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A giant foot is sticking through the new gaping hole. It's what appears to be a huge human foot without skin, but knowing from the hate-filled ramblings of a certain fandom, you can tell that this is the foot of a titan. Somewhere in the room, you can hear Attack on Titan yelling and running through the hole, disappearing upwards using his weird zipline things--whatever those are called. You never cared enough to listen to him about those. The only reason you know about the titans is because he never shuts up about how much he hates them.

But other than the titan, it seems like villains or monsters from many different fandoms are here. Once the wall is knocked down, all hell breaks loose. You stand in the midst of the chaos, searching to see if who you fear could be here can be found. As you look around, you notice that the monsters seem to only be attacking whatever fandom they're from and sometimes others if they get in their way. Now where are the--

Oh fuck.

You see the hooded figures coming your way with some kind of creepy dark aura surrounding them and the glow cloud hanging above them, following as they walk. But it doesn't look like they're walking. It looks like they're just gliding across the ground. And they're moving painfully slowly. Apparently they aren't in any rush to kill you.

You back away as they get closer, trying to reassure yourself that this whole thing isn't happening. This isn't real. It's an illusion. Nothing happening is really happening and everything is fine. The bad guys before you are nothing but mere figments of your vast imagination that enjoys fooling you. In reality, you are still sitting in the meeting and Homestuck is talking or yelling and everyone else is pretending to listen.

But alas, nothing you tell yourself helps make everything go away. You're still standing in the mess of what was once the meeting room, fandoms are still fighting, and the hooded figures are still headed your way followed by the glow cloud. All hail the mighty glow--No! Stop it! What are you thinking? Snap out of it! That cloud is playing with your mind! Don't let it succeed!

Oh great, now you can hear that whistling noise. And now it appears that the hooded figures are emitting that creepy static sound. What should you do? Maybe if you don't provoke them, they won't hurt you. Yeah, that could work, right? But they're still getting closer...um...

Ok, how about you just run until you find a weapon. That's a good idea.

Be the fandom fighting that giant monster thing.

You can't be the fandom fighting that giant monster thing because that fandom is extremely busy fighting that giant monster thing. But if you could be him right now, your badass moves would most likely be too much to handle.

Sure, other fandoms are busy, too, but none are as busy as he is. He has to fight a giant fucking skinless, man-eating thing that only has one weak point and can regenerate itself for goodness sakes. And he has to do it by himself because no one else has the right skills or gear to help kill it.

Long story short, he's busy. How about you be another fandom?

Be the adorable fandom who couldn't possibly have any bad guys to fight.

You are now the adorable fandom who couldn't possibly have any bad guys to fight. But the thing is, you really do have bad guys to fight. Actually, you have two types of bad guys to fight: Pictonians and 2P nations. Why do you have two different enemies? Most of the others only have one! What the heck is even happening?

Well, the Pictonians are pretty easy to defeat, so it's not that bad. It's a good thing you keep a marker with you just for this kind of emergency (you're paranoid and weird like that). Now all you have to do is stay away from any 2Ps and you'll be fine.

You put on a happy, innocent smile and start drawing funny faces on the Pictonians' blank faces while avoiding other enemies. As you draw, they stop attacking you and disappear. That was easy! Now for the hard part...

You're faced with two 2Ps: 2P!America and 2P!Italy. They both have their weapons and are smiling like psychopaths, which they indeed are. And here you are with absolutely nothing to defend yourself with. Isn't that just great?

Italy comes at you first with a knife in each hand and an evil smirk on his face. He tries to stab and slice at your chest multiple times, but you're surprisingly good at dodging, so you don't get wounded at all. This goes on for a few minutes before America gets impatient and shoves Italy aside.

"I've had enough of this coward," he says. That's the last thing you hear before he swings his bat at your head and you black out.