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RISE OF THE GUARDIANS FANDOM
Your name is the RISE OF THE GUARDIANS FANDOM. Most of your fellow fandoms just call you JACK because it's easier. You are essentially the embodiment of IMAGINARY BEINGS that children believe in when they're young. But the thing is, to you, those beings are REAL. You mainly represent JACK FROST, but you do also have Santa's NAUGHTY AND NICE TATTOOS, three of the Tooth Fairy's FEATHERS in your hair, the Sandman's ability to create DREAMS, and the Easter Bunny's AUSTRALIAN ACCENT and his ability to create HOLES that lead to anywhere in the universe. Your main priority in life is FUN, and you love to annoy a certain fandom who also has WINTER POWERS.
You just had your hands full fighting the Boogie Man and his shadows. But all of a sudden, all of the monsters everyone was fighting just disappeared. You and the others were extremely confused, but decided it was more important to make sure everyone was okay. Well, no one's dead, that's for sure. But there are several fandoms who are severely injured. You're fine, though.
After you help other fandoms calm down, you still wonder what the heck just happened. First, enemies from different fandoms break into this building that's supposed to be able to withstand almost anything. Next, you're forced to fight them in order to stay alive. And then they all just disappear, and you're all left wondering why and how that all just happened.
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"Alright, everyone get the fuck out of here if you're not hurt and you're doing nothing the help anyone else!" Homestuck yells. You start to leave because you're getting bored and it seems like everyone who needs help has it. But of course, something else happens as you're leaving.
Anon and a few of his Hater minions walk through the hole in the wall as if they were just strolling through a park. Everyone stares at him and cautiously prepare themselves for anything he might do. But he just walks in and then stops in the middle of the room.
"Sup, losers," he says, pushing up his sunglasses. "I bet you're wondering what that was all about. Well, if you must know, I was just showing you how awesome my abilities really are, and how easily I can bring you all to your knees. I was able to summon evil characters from your fandoms and command them to attack you. That was only part of the army of villains I've gathered. There are much more who have the potential to be even deadlier. I'm just letting you know because it's obvious that you can't defeat me. Just look at yourselves. Anyway, I have to go now. It was nice meeting up with you all. Have a nice day."
And just like the monsters, he and the Haters just disappear. Fandoms start panicking again, but Homestuck shouts at them even more. "Everyone just fucking calm down! We're not gonna let that idiot defeat us, okay? He's full of crap. We'll be able to survive this!" For once, he doesn't sound like he's yelling in an angry way. You can't quite explain it, though. He almost seems scared.
You decide to stay despite Homestuck's orders. Frozen is here, and you want to annoy her to lighten the mood. You find her helping some fandom you don't know about. "Sup, Ice Queen."
"Don't call me that," Frozen mumbles. "This isn't the time." She finishes helping the other fandom and stands to face you with the same look on her face she always has when you're around.
You chuckle and put an arm around her shoulders. "C'mon, Frozen. Why do you hate me?"
She looks at you for a second before responding hesitantly, "I don't."
"So you like me?"
"No."
"Hate me, then?"
"No."
"Tolerate me?"
"No."
"Looove me?"
She stops and sighs. You laugh and jump up and down as she starts to blush. "Haha, I knew it! Wow, I should've asked that earlier." She seems like she's about to punch you, but you know she won't.
"I don't 'looove' you, Jack. Now shut up before I freeze your mouth and rip it off." She pushes you away from her and walks away, blasting snow onto you. You wipe the snow off of your face and brush it off your clothes, and then go to follow her.
Be the fandom who is internally flipping out.
You are now the fandom who in internally flipping out. Oh my gog this isn't good. Apparently Anon is more powerful than you thought. Okay...okay... As leader, you need to contain yourself. You can't just be a bucket full of emotions--shit! Why the fuck did you just say that? You shudder at the thought of buckets. Ugh...just disgusting. You need to remind yourself to slap yourself for even thinking that word.
A long while later, almost everyone has left the room. Only you, Hetalia, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Adventure Time are left. Hetalia is still passed out, and you're trying to get him to wake up, but he isn't. It's making you freak out even more. But luckily, he's the only one. Everyone else is fine; anyone here who's hurt isn't hurt too badly. Doctor Who, someone who was put up against several different enemies, is standing completely unharmed. Sometimes you just don't get how he can do the things he does.
And why is Supernatural even here? He doesn't like you, and he doesn't really talk to Hetalia. He's probably just here to hang around Doctor Who and Sherlock, because apparently he doesn't have any other friends. Hah. Loser. And yes you did just answer your own rhetorical question.
You crouch down next to Hetalia again to try to wake him up, as you've been doing every five minutes for the past hour or so. But just like all of those other times, you have no luck waking your moirail. But you notice something different this time. Is hair is darker, and his skin is a bit tanner. It's almost like... No, no, you're probably just imagining things. He's fine. Nothing bad is going to happen.
"Are you alright, Homestuck?" Doctor Who asks you, popping up out of nowhere.
Are you alright? You don't really know the answer to that question. You've just got so many stressful problems to deal with at the moment that you're not even paying attention to your own mental state. But you're sure that you'll be fine for now. "Yeah, I'm alright," you answer half-heartedly. "Just a little worried." Doctor Who gives you an understanding nod and then walks off to talk to Sherlock.
"Homestuck?"
You look to your left to see Hetalia sitting up against the wall rubbing his eyes and then blinking a few times. "Homestuck...my head hurts." He looks at you like an abused puppy, which is basically what he is after that whole mess. After he was knocked out, the 2Ps continued to beat him, but luckily you were able to make it over there to defend him.
You pat his shoulder and help him up. "Just rest. I'm sure you'll be fine," you assure him with a smile. He nods slowly, giving you his own signature closed-eye smile before leaving.
"Can we go now?" you hear Supernatural ask somewhere behind you. "I honestly can't stand being in the same room as you for this long without feeling the need to kill you."
"Gog fucking dammit, Supernatural. Don't stay next time, then!" you snap, pushing him out the door. Doctor Who and Sherlock follow him out awkwardly, and Adventure Time says goodbye with a wave before doing the same. And then you're left alone.
You take one look at the gaping hole in the wall and groan. It's gonna be a long day.
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