Fandoms Unite [Fandomstuck] (ON HIATUS)

Ch. 5 - Attend the Boring Meeting

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ADVENTURE TIME FANDOM

Your name is the ADVENTURE TIME FANDOM. You love ADVENTURE and SAVING PEEPS. Your heart is completely PURE and you're a great HERO. While you may seem RANDOM and FUN, you still have a lot of DEEP SHIT going on in your life. You have a LEAF SWORD that's pretty much a part of your arm and it's flipping awesome. You have a major fear of the OCEAN, but that's it as far as fears go. Your best friend is also a CARTOON NETWORK fandom who has a lot of RANDOM and WEIRD SHIZ happen on his show, so you two are the best of bros. Even though you're a GIRL, you're still braver a better fighter than most of the other fandoms. You'll do almost ANYTHING to save your friends.

You just saw Homestuck flip his shit after an update, then flip it even more with Supernatural provoking his anger or saddens or whatever kind of emotions he was feeling. You just don't know.

Anyway, now you're wandering the halls of the fandom base looking for your best friend. You wish that this place was more clear and direct in showing where everyone's room is. Well all the doors look different according which fandom it belongs to, but that's it; there aren't any signs pointing anywhere, directories, nothing. So you're left to search each floor until you find his room.

Oh wait! You suddenly remember seeing his room across from yours. Duh. How did you not remember this sooner? Well, in your defense, you've only been to your room once for a very short period. Even in these times, you're out adventuring every moment you can.

Great. Now you have to go all the way down to your floor again. Glob dangit.

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You kick down your friend's door and find him on his couch playing video games, as you expected. He's got empty cans of soda and bags of chips everywhere. "Hey, RS!" you say to Regular Show as you walk in and pick up the door you just kicked down. "Uh...I can fix that later."

"Was it really necessary to kick down my door?" he asks without looking up from his video game. "It was open, you know."

You jump onto the couch. "Yeah, but what's the fun in just opening it like a normal person?" You grab a handful of chips from the bag sitting between the two of you.

He pauses his game and sets the controller down. "Good point. Anyway, what's up?"

"Well I just watched Homestuck go insane, but other than that, nothing at all," you reply with a laugh. "So, you wanna go outside and kill some evil stuff?" You stand up and get your leaf sword out, already headed for the door.

"Yeah, sure!" your best friend exclaims. He follows you out and down the hallway.

The two of you reach the front door and are about to leave when Homestuck comes out of nowhere and stops you. "Where do you two think you're going?" he asks, crossing his arms. For once, he doesn't have any gray paint on or yellow contacts to make himself look more like a "troll." He actually looks like a human if you ignore the horns that kinda resemble giant candy corn.

"Going outside, what does it look like?" Regular Show says.

Homestuck rolls his eyes and glares at you. "Wow, I honestly can't deal with all of these other fandoms anymore," he mumbles to himself. "Judging by your confused expressions and general cluelessness, I'm guessing you two didn't get the email I sent to everyone."

"Oh, I always ignore those," says Regular Show with a chuckle. "Dude, I'm pretty sure everyone ignores them."

Homestuck facepalms and continues talking, "Whatever. I'm having a meeting with all the other fandoms in a few minutes. I better see you two there."

"Where?" you ask as he begins to walk away.

"The meeting room! Jegus, do I have to explain everything to you morons?!" he yells, his back turned as he keeps walking away.

You exchange looks with Regular Show. "We actually have a meeting room in this place? I thought this was only just some kind of temporary shelter for situations like these," you ask your friend. He shrugs. "Well, I guess we should go find it before he yells at us again. I really don't want to see him go crazy again."

Be the fandom judging all the other fandoms.

You are now the fandom judging all the other fandoms. Except you wouldn't exactly call it judging. Maybe just...observing and making inferences. Yes, that's it. Either way, you're bored.

You survey the room where Homestuck had forced everyone to come. There are only a couple people missing, but Homestuck wants everyone to be there before he starts talking so he won't have to repeat himself. So for the time being, everyone has sorted themselves into pointless groups to talk about pointless things while they wait pointless minutes for Homestuck to say whatever pointless thing he needs to say. You feel that this whole meeting is just insignificant. What are you all even supposed to be talking about? Well you don't know since Homestuck never told you.

This reminds you of cliques in a school. Each group contains fandoms who think they have things in common. You can see a bunch of the anime and manga fandoms talking to each other. The dystopian fandoms like Hunger Games and Divergent have claimed one side of the room and are talking about corrupt governments or whatever. The Disney fandoms are together, this multiplying the level of annoying laughter and loud singing from them. There are a bunch more, but you don't feel the need to list them since you simply don't care.

And here you are with Homestuck, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. Homestuck and Supernatural are fighting again, as usual. Honestly, you don't know why you even hang around them. You could just stand alone, or maybe even with other BBC fandoms, but Doctor Who insisted on staying with Homestuck, obviously for Homestuck's and everyone else's own safety. He's always just a ticking time bomb. You almost feel pity for him.

You glance over at Homestuck at the thought of his name. He has a subtle look of anger that no one but you would pick up on. Not just anger--jealousy. You follow his gaze over to the anime fandoms. Ah, that's it. He sees Hetalia with the others. He would normally not care if Hetalia is talking and laughing with the anime fandoms, but he's not in the best mentality at the moment and most likely wants his friend to be by his side.

"Everyone shut up, or I'll have to do it myself!" Homestuck suddenly yells. For once, everyone goes quiet the first time he tells them to be. "As the leader in this hellhole, I think it's my job to fix all of the problems we currently have, and then figure out how to defeat that douchebag who's trying to kill us for some reason. But to avoid the annoying bitching from all of you, I should probably take suggestions from everyone instead of planning all alone. So if you don't wanna be here, I don't care, because it's your fault. Anyway, who wants to talk first?"

"Oooh, what if we get me to turn into my 2P self?" Hetalia asks. You cringe at the memory of the last time he went 2P. That was not a nice experience. Poor Hetalia is the only one who doesn't know exactly how scary he can be. For someone so sweet, he can surprisingly be worse than Homestuck on rare occasions.

"No," says Homestuck quickly. "Hetalia, as the adorable, innocent fandom you are, you don't know how bad that'll turn out. Just trust me on that."

Attack on Titan stands from his seat with a determined look on his face. "I could turn into a titan and fight. I'll drive out every last enemy."

"But that the outcome of that can be unpredictable," Fairy Tail points out. This guy's arrogance annoys you sometimes. Most of the anime fandoms annoy you, really. They tend to annoy a lot of the other fandoms (A/N: Sowwy don't kill me x3). "But as for me, I could use my fire."

"If I hear one more word from an anime fandom, I will personally shit on all of you," Homestuck snaps. "We need to find a way to do this as a team. There can't just be one stupid-ass, cocky fandom going out on his or her own trying to take on every enemy alone. We need to--"

He stops when there's a low rumbling sound. The ground shakes, but somehow, you can all tell that it's definitely not an earthquake. It can't be. You're not on Earth. Duh.

You can tell something huge is coming in your direction. More than something, actually. Multiple things of different sizes and shapes are coming your way, getting closer and closer. What is going on? Even you can't figure this out...

All questions are answered when one of the walls crashes in.