There once was an old lady she was 65 years old, but she loved climbing trees and swinging, one day she decided to take of her glasses thinking she would see properly without them but she kept bumping into things.
Ol= Old lady
Ppl= People
Ol: Oh my I seem to be bumping into things all the time I don't think my glasses are working today that stupid Mr. Bambarias gave me fong Kong glasses
Ppl: *sigh*Old lady you took of your glasses
Ol: Don't be silly I still have them on, I can even do karate look!!
She tried to do some karate moves but she fell on her butt,
Ol: (after falling) *embarrassed* that was part of the routine!! STOP LAUGHING YOU LAZY IDIOTS YOU ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO KARATE SO JUST BE GOOD PEOPLE AND GIVE YOUR OLD LADY AROUND OF APPLAUSE AND THROW ME SOME MONEY!!!
Ppl: OK if you say so.
So they did exactly that
Then she finally arrived home she wanted to do her washing she ended up putting her dogs bones and rags instead!!! She even cut her dogs hair of his head saying his hair is over grown!! But the people eventually found her glasses and gave her back, that's when*DRUM ROLL* she saw the mess she had made, She never climbed things again. But she would try martial arts once in a while
The End
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