One day a young man went to buy meat,
so he asked the butcher for cow meat.
SM= stupid man
BC= butcher
SM: may I please have some cow meat
BC: which body part
SM: the chicken breast
BC: cows don't have a chicken breasts
SM: you stupid butcher I said I want chicken meat not cow meat
BC: *surprised* you said cow meat then you asked for chicken breast!!
SM: HOLY MOLY I SAID CHICKEN MEAT NOT COW MEAT!!! NOW DONT BE A JERK AND GIVE ME CHICKEN BR... CHICKEN BR... SEE NOW YOU MADE ME FORGET WHAT I WANTED TO YOU STUPID THING!!!
BC: *dying with laughter* you wanted cow me..
SM: CHICKEN salad NO NO NO CHICKEN soup NOOOOOO CHICKEN BR.... BR.... BRIYAN!!!!
BC: *his sides hurt* chicken briyan is rice mixed with tumeric, chicken, spices and soup!!! *starts laughing again*
SM: you know what just forget it give me chicken whatever I said!!
BC: chicken breast????!!!!*starts laughing*
SM: yes chicken breast!!!
So he got his chicken breast and he told everyone about what happened at the butchers shop
The End!!
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