Barry: The War

The Entire Fucking Story, Who Has Time For Chapters?

based off of a sudden story i told last year in school at lunch

Barry was tired. He wanted to rest, but he knew as a bee he needed to fight. Alas, Barry was suffering severe depression. He could not push on without Vanessa. She was dead. Vanessa gave Barry life. She encouraged him with her smile and her flowers. But none of that could be there anymore. Barry shook the thought from his mind and pushed on. He readied his pistol, and rushed into combat. Barry shot all his foes and flew past any bullets that could hit him. During the battle, Barry realized something. If he died... he would join Vanessa in the afterlife. He got an idea. Barry saw a bullet incoming, and threw himself in front of it. But before he got hit... He saw an ogre-like figure in the corner of his eye. "Could it be...?" Barry thought to himself. He thought it was Shrek. He dreamed of meeting Shrek ever since he was a young bee. But he knew it would never happen. It was today that it would happen, though. Barry quickly dodged the bullet and ran to Shrek. "Shrek-senpai! Is it really you?!" "Yes my child, it is I, the ogrelord himself." Shrek embraced his new friend. "Why don't we go somewhere more... private? ;^)" Shrek took Barry and went to the secret hole. "This is my Secret Hole," Shrek announced. "And I want to give you something in your Secret Hole, if you'd let me ;^)" "S-Shrek...?" Barry blushed and spread his legs. Shrek disrobed and thrusted his giant ogre cock into Barry's tiny asshole. They had their fun until the final thrust that went awry. Shrek's dick was stabbed onto Barry's stinger. Shrek screamed in pain and started to die. "S-shrek!!" "Barry... How could you...?" "I-I didn't mean it, Shrek..." "You betrayed me. I will never forgive you..." Shrek died. Barry was even more depressed, and cried in agony. His childhood crush, dead, killed by his very own stinger. "I-I am so sorry... S-s-shrek..." Barry started walking home, crying. Then, he saw his parents. "Barry, why are you crying?" "It's nothing, Mom." "Barry. Tell us why. We can help." "Fuck off, Dad." "Don't use that language with us, youn-" Barry stormed off before his father could finish his sentence. He entered the Bee Fighter Jet Mk. 09 and flew over his house. "Goodbye, assholes!" A bomb dropped from the plane. His parents were dead. Barry started to cry again over Shrek. And then his parents. He instantly regretted his overreaction. He wanted to die for his awful actions. He was about to crash-land into a city. Citizens screamed and ran. Barry was almost hitting the ground. It'll be over soon, he thought. But just before he hit the ground, Shrek's ghost used his mighty ogre penis to stop the entire plane and lifted it up to put it down safely. "Shrek..." "I am sorry, child. I overreacted. I am in a better place now. Thank you, Barry." They embraced once more as Shrek disappeared into the heavens. "Thank you, Shrek... Thank you for letting me live and be happy once more."

the fucking end bitches