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We both walk to car it and it was nothing I expected. It was fucking ugly I hate it. I would rather hold 10 pounds and walk instead of getting into that car. JUST FUCKING WITH YOU 😂
It was very nice and fancy. Must be a son of a famous CEO or something I don't know. He opened the door for me.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I gave him a weird ass face like he did some weird shit.
"What I'm being a nice. Like a gentlemen."
"What the fuck?! Gentlemen my ass this is some weird shit. Just put my cheese in your car I guess." I sit inside the car and close the passenger door. He open the back door and put my bag of cheese inside the car. I saw walk to driver seat and open his door and close it as he got inside.
"Do you want anything? Clothes? Shoes? Food?" He move his face close I think trying to kiss me. I push his face away being disgusted.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NASTY PERVERT?! ARE FUCKING TRYING TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M GETTING OUT!" As I tried to open the door he locked it.
"Dude! What the fuck!? I said I want out!!" I yelled him and keep trying to open the handle of the car.
"Hey hey stop it! Don't break it!" I stopped and cross my arms.
"What!"
"I'm trying be nice!"
"Yeah sure for LOCKING ME IN YOUR FUCKING CAR! SURE THAT'S NICE!"
"No like...ugh how do I explain this. Um my dad wants me to find a girlfriend but I don't like all of the girls he showed me because their rich and stuff and when I saw you I thought you were beautiful and perfect for me!" He holds my hand and looks into my eyes.
"What...the fuck?" I move my hands away and look away from him.
"If you really don't like me you can leave." He unlock the car and waited to for me to leave.i was about to open the door but I had second thoughts. I move my hand away and look at him.
"Hmm I'll stay."
"Really!?" He hugged and I didn't know what to do so I froze there.
"Ahh sorry that I hugged you I got excited."
"O-Oh it's fine I can buy more cheese anyways with your money."
"Haha that's fine I don't find. That's long I'm with you I'm okay." He smiled and I notice he tried to hold my hand.
"No."
"Ah sorry sorry. Do you want to go anywhere?"
"I want bubble tea."
"Oh! I know this bubble tea place that a friend showed me. It's amazing you should try it!"
"Okay okay" I smiled. We drive but it was boring so I decided to turn on the radio and MY FAVORITE SONG IS PLAYING YES BITCH YESSS
"I LOVE THIS SONG ONG YES BITCH YESSSSSSSSS"
"Omg ahaha. You're so cute!"
"SHUT UP PINEAPPLE HEAD THIS SONG IS PLAYING" I just dance to the song like it's none of my business.
"YES SEULGI YES BITCHHH! YOU SING THAT SONG BITCH!!!"
"Oh my."
"SHUT UP PATRICK PIN HEAD. THIS SONG IS SONG SO SHUTTTTT UP!!!" I yelled at him because this song is fucking lit like my buttcrack is on fireeeee 🔥🔥🔥 yes bitch!
"Oh we're here." He finds a parking and park his car.
"Yes bitch!!! BUBBLE TEA!!!"
"Oh my god calm down we're at a public place."
"Bitch do I look like I care?"
"Uhh no?"
"Okay then." We both walk inside the bubble tea store and I saw a familiar face."
"Omg hey! I haven't seen you in forever!" I went to the table to where my friend is and saw someone else with her. 😊
"Who's this?" I ask her
"Uhh oh it's a guy I met at a library I usually go to remember? His name is Wonwoo."
"Oh yeah I know that library. Hello Wonwoo."
"Hello." He waved at me.
"Wow you have a deep voice."
"I know."
"Stephanie who's that guy with you?"
"Uhh it's just a random guy who bought me $40 of cheese and trying to be my sugar daddy."
"Hey I never said that!" He said to me.
"When why are you trying to buy me shit then?" I looked at him and cross my arm.
"Because I need a girlfriend."
"And it's normal to pick up a girl from the streets and ask her 'hey I need a girlfriend so Ima buy shit for you until you love me.' Hm?" They both giggled but I didn't care.
"I didn't mean it like that Stephanie!"
"Mhm sureeee you didn't Patrick pin head."
"Stop calling me that!"
"No."
"And why not?"
"Because why not?" I laughed.
"Wow okay then."
"Anyways I gotta go. Bye!" I wave at both them.
"Bye Stephanie!" They both said and wave back. We both walk to the cashier and ordered out drinks.
"Can I get a mango and what do you want Stephanie?"
"Mango."
"Yeah and a another mango."
"Okay that will be $7.00 sir." Mingyu pulled out his wallet and gave $10.00 to the cashier.
"There is your change sir. Your order will be out shortly"
"Keep it as change." We both walk to a table and sit down.
"Now I know your name is Stephanie. Hello Stephanie."
"Now I know your name is Mingyu. Hi Patrick pin head."
"You're still calling me that?"
"Um...yeah because why not?" I laughed.
"Tell me about yourself Stephanie."
"I fucking love cheese. What else do I have to tell you? That's basically it about me. Now Patrick pin head tell my about yourself."
"Two bubble tea mangos!" The cashier called out our order.
"I'll get it." Mingyu said and got up.
"Bitch. Can't believe he did that so he won't have to answer my question." Mingyu comes back with both of our drinks in his hands. He place my drink in front of me and his in front of his of course.
"Now answer my question. Tell me about yourself Mingyu."
"My father is a famous CEO. I'm taking over soon as soon I find someone to marry."
"Marry?"
"Yeah. In order to take over the business I need to marry someone."
"Ohhh."
"Would you marry me?" Mingyu asked me.
"I'll rather marry cheese than you Patrick pin head."
"You're not nice."
"I don't care."
"This is why I love you."
"This is why I think you're a creep."
"I'm not a creep!"
"Then why would buy me shit like sugar daddies do?"
"I'm not trying to be a your sugar daddy!"
"Sounds like one to me."
"Why do you do this to me?"
"Because bitch I'm awesome."
"Can't you love me?"
"I love cheese more than my life okay?"
"I'm stealing your cheese."
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"Bitch I'll fight you now!"
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Mingyu x Cheese lady
UmorismoA girl who loves cheese more than her life. Even Mingyu.