Intense shit /6/

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I ended the call on Mingyu. Jesus fuck it was crazy and this girl kept calling Mingyu oppa or whatever that shit is. I need cheese. I walk to my fridge and grab cheese. I heard the door open and saw my dad.
"Hello Stephanie, eating cheese like always. Did you buy more cheese today?" My dad ask.
"Yeah I did but someone else bought it for me." I started to eat my cheese.
"Who is it?" He took off his shoes and and went to sit in the couch.
"Some guy who wanted to be my sugar daddy by buying me cheese and then this girl was trying to be his girlfriend or whatever. Crazy stuff happen today."
"Oh. Does he knows you to something?"
"No he doesn't but I told my name I guess."
"Are you going out tomorrow?"
"I'm not sure yet." I eat my cheese. 🧀🧀🧀
"Maybe I can ask him to buy me expensive cheese. He's willing to spend money on me which is stupid but oh well who can stop him now."
"Maybe he likes you."
"Dad that's stupid. I'm too ugly for him to like me."
"Don't say that! Steph you're beautiful!"
"Thanks dad. I'm gonna in my room now. Goodnight."
"Goodnight Stephanie." I walk to my room and while eating my cheese and went on my laptop.
"Let's see if there's any bts updates on their comeback." I went on their twitter and HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY POSTED THE "Her" TRACKLIST!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! YES BITCH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YES BTSS YESSS!!!!!!!!!! Holy fucking shit. They posted the tracklist on their twitter. I wish I saw this earlier but too busy with fucking Mingyu. Jesus. Anyways at least I know now AND CAN BE FUCKING PUMPED FOR THEIR COMEBACK!!!!! Less than a week now. Holy fucking shit. I wonder what the songs sound like. I mean I heard ' 'Serenity' and it was fucking amazing. Jimin vice was so amazing. I wonder if they have the song on loop for a hour." I went on YouTube to find it and I did.
"Yes bitch!" I click play and move my laptop so I can lay down on my bed.
"Jimin is voice is so beautiful. Wow." I eat my cheese while laying on my bed. Just thinking 💭. While just thinking and laying on my bed, eating my cheese my phone ringed.

My bitch: Cheese lady you up?

Stephanie: It's only 8:30. What do you want?

My Bitch: Who was that person you were with earlier?

Stephanie: Oh his name is Mingyu and he's trying to be my sugar daddy by buying me anything I want.

MyBitch:Is he rich?

Stephanie:Probably. I don't know. He reminds me of that guy who tried to hit on me during highschool 😂

My Bitch:Imagine if he was the same guy who tried to hit on your during highschool 😂😂😂

Stephanie:That guy was a fuckboy anyways. He always hitting on girls that pass by him. Fucking bitch

My bitch: 😂😂😂
True but he never gives up on you. He always hit on you whenever he sees you.

Stephanie:He gives me fucking flowers. A FUCKING BOUQUET OF FUCKING FLOWERS.

My bitch: I bet he followed you home and gave you a bouquet of flowers 😂😂😂

Stephanie:That's fucking creepy. He didn't do that lucky but he put flowers on my desk .

My bitch: What period?

Stephanie: Homeroom. The girl likes him so I ask them if they wanted because I don't want to carry it around school. It would be fucking annoying. Besides I was trying to learn not be with a boy. A Fuckboy especially

My bitch: 😂😂
He probably didn't give up on you because you were too hard to get 😂

Stephanie:Bitch I know
No boy can date me anyways

My bitch: But that didn't you went on a date with that Mingyu guy?

Stephanie: I had to. I wanted to buy cheese but HE GRAB MY FUCKING BASKET  THAT I WAS GOING TO BUY AND HE BOUGHT IT FOR ME
Bitch I can buy my own cheese

My bitch: But at least you got free cheese

Stephanie: I know but it was kinda weird for me. I don't like it

My bitch: oh well
I gotta go bye Stephanie!

Stephanie: Bye!

I lay my phone next to me and decided to think a bit for going to sleep.

Unknown number: Bitch.

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