Today you were just sitting at home eating cheese in sweatpants scrolling through twitter because you got nothing better to do because your life is boring.
"Fuck I need more cheese! Uhhhh should I go out or ask my dad?" You thought about it for a while until you decided just go to a supermarket and just buy it yourself.
"Ehh whatever I'll just buy my cheese. At least i can do something since my dad kept bugging me to go out." You went into your closet and just wear something casual and comfortable.
"Okay I look normal I guess and now should I do my hair or not? Hmm nahhhhhh i don't care I just want my cheese." You went to grab your purse until you bump your toe on the leg of the table.
"Fuck! WHY DOES MY STUPID TOE GOTTA BUMP INTO SHIT LIKE DAMN STOP BEING MAD AT ME AND MY PAIN. BITCH!" You yelled while one of your leg is in the air (IN THE AIR! get it?). After a while the pain starts to go away and now yo toe feel better now gurlll.
"Is there any sandals or flats here?" You look around until you found a pair of flats.
"Ehh good enough." You shrugged it off and slip them on and went out to the door.
"Hm just gonna walk today. The supermarket isn't that far." You went into your phone to play Kendrick but your phone died.
"Bitch I wanted to play Kendrick but you shit down on me. Why the fuck do you do this to me? Huh huh? Mm whatever I want cheese." You walked for about 5 minutes until you reach to the supermarket.
"Yes!" You went to grab a basket and search for the cheese isle. It wasn't long until you found the cheese isle.
"Yesssss bitchhhhhhh yesssssss! MORE CHEESE!" You started to throw cheese into your basket being all excited and giggly about it. "You love cheese don't you?" A handsome guy said next to you.
"So what? You got a problem?" You started to get defensive because maybe he doesn't like cheese.
"No no ma'am I love cheese too but I think that's too much cheese."
"SO! You can never have too much cheese!" Ignore him and kept putting cheese into my basket.
"I'll pay for those if you want." He told me.
"What really? Free cheese! Yes sir" I kept putting more and more until it was being overflowed with cheese.
"You're cute." He chuckled.
"SHUT UP MORE CHEESE HATER!" I tried to look for more cheese but they ran out.
"Let me carry this for you." He picks up my basket while I grab some of the cheese on the floor and place it on the basket.
"Why are you buying me cheese for a stranger who's in love with cheese." I asked him
"Because I like you." He looked at me and smiled at me.
What the fuck?
