Goose grabbed multiple hohos and ran out of the store. She started driving when she ran over Madonna. Goose got out of the car and ran over to the bleeding body on the road. she relized that Madonna was dead. She carried the corpse into the car and drove to the nearest dump truck and threw the body into it. Goose finally made it home and sat on the couch, eating her hohos, and watching One Tree Hill. just then Harry burst through the doors carrying yeti bridal style.
"Oh Tuna Fish," yeti said " I left my ruler at the math lab!"
"That's ok I've got tons of porcupines in my room!," Harry responded
Harry continued carrying yeti until he dropped her half way up the stairs. Yeti tumbled down all stairs and rolled out the front door. Harry ran outside to see if Yeti was ok when a truck ran her over. Harry stood there in shock while Satan rose from the ground, lit Yeti on fire, and carried her to hell.*1 day later*
Goose, Squatch, and Mole walked into Yeti's classroom and saw that she wasn't there. On the board it said that Yeti was hit by a truck and went to hell. the three of them then did a satanic tribal dance.
"SATAN DEVIL! SATAN DEVIL!" they chanted. While they were doing that Bill walked into the classroom and told them to sit down. They then sat down and ate paper and Yeti's ashes.
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Lettuce Head
FanfictionGrandpa Mole just thought she was having a normal day with her friends Mama Sasquatch and The Family Pet little did she know she was going to meet Harry Styles and Dan Howell.