some thoughts from another edgy teen

log 1; day 1

 hi. i havent written on wattpad since like, 2015, back when magcon was shapopping, so if you cant tell by now, im behind as fuck. well, a little about myself since y'all are gonna be reading about what goes on inside this special little brain of mine: im a very sarcastic and passive. even without meaning to be, which sucks, because it makes me look like a super mean person when (not to suck my own dick or anything) in reality, im really nice. speaking of dicks, i dont have one! (edit: could u be any more straight forward, jesus) yes you people; i am a girl. im from southern california, and no, i do not live in LA. i dont know about you but when i went to florida to visit my other family, when i told their friends and stuff that im from southern california they automatically said, "Oh dO yOu LiVe iN LA?" bitch, LA is not the only fucking city in SoCal. im actually from San Diego, which is a big navy town just on the border of mexico. literally. i could fucking uber into mexico right now if i wanted to. on another quick little note, can you uber into mexico? fuck man that sounds legit 

okay but back to what i was saying though. im not going to reveal my age, or what grade im in, or my real name, so yall just gotta call me rihanna for right now. rihanna is cute, im cute, we cute together. (edit: bitch that's way 2 extra, my name is izzy n thats all u gotta kno)  one thing i will reveal to yall right now though is that i am a triathlete. now i hope you're not thinking this, but you probably are, but probably right now you're like, "the fuck is this bitch talking about some triathlete shit miss me with that educated shit" (no shade ily) but a triathlete is someone who plays three different sports at once. i dont mean literally. as if i can kick a soccer ball and hit a tennis ball across the tennis court and make a good 3-pointer on the basketball court at one fucking time. im talking about i simultaneously play three different sports, which are volleyball, waterpolo, and softball. i dont have a lot of time. but luckily, it is the fall season which means the only sport i can play right now is volleyball, which is the key to my whole heart. i love volleyball. i broke up with myself (yes, i was dating myself but im such a snake i had to cut that shit off!11212!!!212) for volleyball. its literally my everything. however, these girls on my team really stay trying me. this is a whole different rant though, so maybe ill make it tomorrow's log because DAMN i got a lot of shit to say about these fuck heads i play with. its late and a bitch really tryna keep clear skin so im gonna go to sleep so this passage ends here. love ya! 

10:53 PM, 8/24/17