Tell them its Santa

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The next time you get a call from a unknown or blocked number answer it an whisper "it's done but there's blood all over" or answer it and give it to a three year old and tell them it's Santa

I am who I am
I'm weird lame and I run into things I spill food trip and scream out random shit but that is who I am so don't judge

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