Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now they'd think we're crazy
That moment when someone asks you something and you know the answer but don't know how to explain it
Drawing a pointless arrow at the bottom of the page telling the teacher to flip the page over
Only in math is it completely normal for someone to go to the store and buy 90 watermelons and then walk home
When you buy a bag of air and the company was nice enough to put some chips in it
When I don't know the name I a song I type the words of the song into Google and hope for the best
Staring at dead bodies in movies to see if they move
Watching the raindrops on the window to see which on "wins"
Sitting at the movie theater and watching every movie trailer and saying "I want to see that"
Pretending your still asleep when someone comes into the room to wake you up
Medicine companies have no clue of what fruit tastes like
I go on to YouTube to watch a music video and two hours later I'm watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe
I hate having to brush my teeth at night cause it signifies that I can't have anymore food and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment
When I play a fighting game I just press random buttons and hope for the best
If sleep is good for the brain why isn it allowed in school
If you ever get caught sleeping in class just put your head up and say "in Jesus name, Amen"
Automatically start pulling grass out of a field when I sit down
