The moral of Snow White is that fruit is bad for you and you should only eat pie and ice cream
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who likes to burst out singing Disney songs at random and inappropriate times
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Tarzan walked around with no clothes on
Robin Hood was a thief
Cinderella lied and snuck out to go to a party and a stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him
Dear parents it's not our fault we were taught to be a rebel at age three
