One Piece One-Shots

A Flirt (KidxReader)*

A rather large and muscular, red-head walked around town looking as if he were ready to snap anyone in half on queue. As he reached a corner where he found his target, she was small and more fragile compared to him, speaking with a townie or as she liked to refer to them as [mob characters]. "(Y/N)! What the hell are you doing?!" He screeched as he watched her flirt with the man around his early 20's.

"Hm? Oh, hey Kid! This is my friend...umm..Jeff?" You spoke with uncertainty which hardly convinced the man you called your lover. Noticing his anger and frustration you took a few steps closer to him and decided to calm him down. "Calm down, babe. Have I ever told you how hot you were when you're pissed?" You smiled cheekily, but he was too busy shooting deadly daggers towards the man who was slowly making his escape.

"Well, bye (Y/N)! And my name's not Jeff. Try to calm down your boyfriend before he blows a fuse alright?"

They watched as the man's slow pace quickened into a 5k run. "And there he goesssss!" You mocked a voice of an announcer. Your attention averted from your boyfriend to the stand selling fruits and such. "Ooh, those apples looking juicy like you, Kidd. Eyyy...." hoping that joke eased his hot temper. But it was quite pass that stage, everyone around him could physically see the steams coming out from his ears as his face was fifty shades of red.

"(Y/N)...let's get back to the ship. We're leaving, now," he practically shouted the last part as you had no other choice but to oblige. He gritted his teeth rigidly, as you thought he might become toothless in a few minutes, not to mention the veins bulging on his forehead. And who wouldn't, when their girlfriend was a huge flirt. Practically in every town or island, you were up on every cute guy.

"Aye-aye captain!" You smiled, as your (E/C) eyes sparkled emphasizing your innocence. "Listen Kid-" you tried to talk with him as you both walked to the ship but you couldn't continue your sentence.

"Save it!" He bellowed as he stormed off to the bedroom. Which left you in a fit of giggles with Killer.

"What did you do this time?" He asked as he carried more boxes of supplies onto the ship, but the response was only a loud clap and determined look.

"Yosh! I will handle this, now," you said, quite committed to this plan that you had in mind. As you stepped into your room, you could hear a clammer of things being knocked over and half of the room being a hot mess. It could be worse, last time he was this pissed, we had a hole in our wall.

Walking into the bathroom, you looked up to his large figure who was practically ripping his hair out. "Are we leaving yet?" He shouted again, as you nodded.

"Come on, babe. You aren't that pissed are you? You know I love you..." you played it cool hugging his arm and tugging on him towards the bedroom. "I bet I can make it up to you!" You kept pulling his arm but he wouldn't budge, you weren't on the strong side of the crew-in fact you were the only "human" on the crew. The only woman to seduce the almighty Eustass Kid. "Come on, Eustass! Eust' being an ass!!" You taunted him and cocked your head to the side to find a response from him but only received a heavy grunt. "Fine! I'll just go back to that John guy!"

You turned to walk out the room as a large arm pulled you back, as you were now sitting on Kid's lap. "Fine, make it up to me.." he cringed, holding you tighter, obviously trying to control himself before he crushed you.

"Yay!" You exhilarated as he picked you up. "Wait, does this mean I can be top tonight?" You questioned upside down in his grip.

"Fuck, no."