Soul Eater OneShots

Death The Shipper (DTK x Reader)

Y/n's POV~

"Come on Kid, we're going to late! Again!" I shouted, vigorously throwing his stuff at him. The boy was focused on one of the paintings, and was frantically trying to fix it.

"For death's sake, leave the damn painting alone! You can fix it later!" Grasping his shirt collar, I dragged him away from the painting and towards school.

"I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL WHEN ONE OF THE PAINTINGS IS ASYMMETRICAL! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES!" He wailed, flailing his arms in the direction of his mansion.

"Death The Kid. You will be quiet during this walk to school, or else I will mess up everything in your mansion." The threat rolled off my tongue with ease, and it instantly made him shut up.

~Timeskip brought to you by 8~

A few minutes after I took my seat next to Kid and watched a poor little seagull being dissected, Death Scythe -aka Spirit- entered the classroom.

"Lord Death requests Y/n's and Kid's presence. Please report to the Death Room immediately." The red-haired scythe said and exited the class. Pushing myself up from my chair, I walked with Kid down to the Death Room. Pushing the large wooden doors open, the two of us quickly made our way into the circular room.

"Heya~ How's my son doing? And how are you Y/n?" Lord Death chirped as he spun around, bouncing like he was a spring.

I cleared my throat. "We're doing good. Why did you call for us?"

The Shinigami pondered for a second, before hopping towards us. "I know this is a very childish question, but Kid?" He paused, leaning forwards and whispering into his son's ear. Kid's face exploded with color, and you practically see the steam rising off his head. What happened?

~Kid's POV~

"Have you made a move on Y/n yet, hmm~? My father questioned.

A few seconds of awkward silence passed as my face instantly heated up. I glanced at Y/n, taking note of how she was staring at me curiously.

"N-no! I-I don't like her that way!" I urgently whispered back.

Lord Death seemingly pulled a banner out of nowhere, with the word 'DENIAL' painted across the front in bolded blue letters. Y/n just looked very confused, while I was freaking out about the letter 'e' was slightly lower than the rest. Finally realizing what my father meant, I grabbed the banner and tore it into eight, symmetrical pieces. I do admit I like her...

My father frowned, then pulled out a box.

"What is that?" Y/n asked, speaking up after the whole ordeal.

"NOTHING!" I screeched, grabbing the box and flinging it across the room. We don't need condoms!

Y/n looked at Lord Death, me, and then the faraway box. "What was in the box?"

Before I could say anything, my father beat me to it.

"Actually, I expect babies. Kid's that look like the both of you running around my school. I just hope they wouldn't inherit Kid's symmetry obsession..." He mumbled the last sentence. Y/n, eventually understanding everything, hid her face in her hands.

I growled, muttering unrecognizable profanity. Y/n coughed awkwardly.

I suddenly felt warmth spread across my lips, then in the next few seconds, it disappeared. My father was squealing and jumping around hysterically, clapping his large hands. Y/n had kissed me.

"U-umm..." I stuttered. The girl hushed me, placing a finger on my lips.

"The truth is, I've... liked you for a while now... Death The Kid, will you be my boyfriend?" She asked shyly, brushing a strand of hair back behind her ear.

"I thought you'd never ask!" I embraced her tightly, and whispered 'yes' into her shoulder.

"WHEN IS THE WEDDING?!" My father chimed in.

"Hopefully in the next few years." I replied, pecking Y/n on the cheek.

I finally realized after so long, that I am in love with this girl.

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A/N: I made Lord Death a shipper 😂 I made myself laugh. Hope my little meister's and weapons enjoyed! Please vote and/or comment!

~Jade 💚