Friday 7:30am - Betty and Polly
Polly: I think I'm in labor
Betty: ??? Now
Polly: Yes
Betty: Let me take you to the hospital
Polly: Why are we texting your literally downstairs
Betty: Idk
Friday 6:24pm - Kevin and Betty
Gay BFF: Where are you
Legally Blonde: The hospital why?
Gay BFF: I'm at your house and Jugheads sitting on the steps
Legally Blonde: What??
Gay BFF: Yeah but why are you at the hospital?
Legally Blonde: Polly had the babies
Legally Blonde sent a photo
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Legally Blonde: I look like hell but that one is Lily. The other beauty is Cami
Gay BFF: Awwww
Legally Blonde: Yeah but Jughead update?
Gay BFF: He looks frustrated
Gay BFF: He probably thinks your home and ignoring him
Legally Blonde: Do something
Gay BFF: Like what?
Legally Blonde: Idfk stall
Gay BFF: Ok...
Friday 7:42pm - Betty and Jughead
Juggy: Why tf is Kevin here
Betty: He's my best friend
Juggy: You're hooking up with him now too?!
Betty: He's gay wtf
Juggy: You never know
Betty: ...I honestly have no words
Juggy: Me neither.
Betty: Why were you at my house?
Juggy: Why did you sleep with Archie?
Betty: ...
Juggy: Ok then
Friday 7:51pm - Archie and Cheryl
Cheryl: I heard your single
Archie: Fuck off
Cheryl: What did I do?
Archie: You sent the photo around
Cheryl: I was just being honest to the school community. And your girlfriend.
Archie: You didn't need to do that
Cheryl: Come to pops? We can make up over milkshakes
Archie: No
Cheryl: I have information you might like
Archie: About?
Cheryl: Your darling Veronica
Archie: I'll be there by 8:15 don't be late
Cheryl: Never Archiekins
Archie: Don't call me that
Saturday 12:02pm - Veronica and Josie
Josie: Your late to pussy cat practice
Veronica: Sorry I'm omw
Josie: You ok?
Veronica: Not really
Josie: It's not like it's the only time Archie's cheated
Veronica: What?
Josie: He just hooked up with Valerie last week
Veronica: I can't fucking believe him
Josie: Yeah.. hurry up to practice tho
Veronica: Around the corner
Saturday 12:24pm - Valerie and Betty
Valerie: Come get your friend
Betty: What?
Valerie: Veronica turned practice into a booze fest. She's trashed and making out with Josie. Not kidding.
Betty: I'll be right there
Valerie: Wtf
Betty: ???
Valerie: Archie's here brb
Betty: What
Saturday 12:15pm - Veronica and Archie
Ronnie: Im over uuu lmao
Archie: Ronnie?
Ronnie: Im at Josiess were togetehr lmao
Archie: What you mean
Ronnie: U turned me gay haha
Archie: I'm on my way there
Ronnie: No!
Archie: I'm on my way there.
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Riverdale Texts
FanfictionThe gang has a group chat. Drama ensues after a crazy party at Thornhill where Betty and Archie hook up.. while they're in their respective relationships. (Takes place in my own Riverdale universe after the events of season one, except Fred was neve...
