Recap
Then... Let me finish my last sentence
Then I'm in the same car As BADMAN freaking BINLADIN. He is driving me home and I just flopped!
Big time.
It is actually happening. I'm serious fah,
no joke.
Ahaps, I smudged my face.
I kept staring blankly at him for what felt like for ever.
His face was facing the road as he had one hand placed on the steering wheel and the other clutching his 'iPhone'.
He wore his usual elegante tee-shirt. The white one that is, black jeans and the usual same wrist watch.
How do I do that - check his snapchat!
I just couldn't handle it.
At first I thought of opening the door and jumping out.
Then I thought of taking control of the wheel to make us hit a tree so that I can escape.
Shege you'll end up dead.
Or jumping out the window or fainting.
Then finally I decided,
"I'm no one," I spoke after what seemed like forever.
"No one." he moved his gaze from the road to face me and that's when I saw it.
His eyes.
What am I saying his eyebrows!!
They were fucking huge and thick.
Damn!
Kai snap chat filters can lie!
No wonder his eyes are small and stuck into his sockets. The brows were defiantly too heavy for the skull sef.
Chai.
You guys need to see this.
The brief brow contact we had ended fast enough.
"You watch GOT?" He dares to question me.
The mother of dragons, the breaker of chains, the khaleesi of the great khal, enslaver of the house .......
I felt insulted.
"Who doesn't?" I answered him with this 'are you stupid or something' tone.
"Touché" I heard him smirk.
I finally went back to my awkwardness and long chain of thoughts.
How do I charge my phone?
How do I get home?
Hold up is this really badman?
Why are his eyebrows so thick?
How does he manage with that forest on his forehead?
Was that how he was born?
Why is he wearing that same watch again?
Why must he say badman or binladin more than a thousand times in all his songs??
Why??...
