Septiplier One Shots

Who tops

Jack and I constantly get asked who tops and who bottoms. Ever since we told the public about our relationship people have gone crazy over asking us thousands of questions.

Of course we tried to answer as many as possible. There were just so many questions that we had made a few videos just answering those questions.

We decided we would record another answering questions video. It was about to be our 6th maybe video in answering these questions. We didn't mind though, we liked the fact that the public supported us and wanted to know how we treat each other. But of course there's always going to be those assholes that you have to ignore.

"Jack! I'm about to press record!" I shouted from the living room. I pressed record before I warned him. I waited a bit for a response. "Hold on! I'm getting a pop tart!" He whined childishly.

I looked at the camera lens and chuckled silently to myself. I sat down in a chair and went on twitter to look up some of the questions so we could answer them. One question caught my eye. Who's top and who's bottom?

This would be interesting. But of course people already know. I top always. I'm never the bottom bitch, unless I'm getting my dick sucked by Jack. That's the only time I'll bottom. Other than that I get the privilege of fucking his tight ass.

Soon jack came back, sitting in the seating next to me with a pop tart in his mouth.

I said my intro to the camera and Jack did his too. We explained what we were doing and then began to answer questions.

Jack started off with asking me a question and then I would answer. After that we would switch off. I ask, he answers. He asks, I answer.

"Oh this is specifically for you Mark," Jack chuckled as he stared at my phone.

"Just tell me the question!"

"Ok ok! 'Mark when are you gonna propose to Jack already? Fan girls need more ideas for their fanfiction!" He laughed a little bit. I glared at the camera with a pouty face.

"Do you know how expensive those rings are?! A promise ring is enough for now, but later," Jack and I looked at each other knowingly.

We laughed a little before he handed me my phone. I scrolled through some questions and stopped at one.

"In your early relationship, did you guys ever have a challenge about who's dick is bigger?" I chuckled at that question.

Jack laughed a little bit too. "Ok so, story time! When we first got into a relationship we would tease each other and mock each other, saying things like 'oh my dick is bigger than yours!' Or like, 'I bet that I'm more girthy!' Or something stupid, but we had never even seen each other naked!"

We both laughed at that. "But you know who's dick is bigger anyways," I stared seductively at the camera. Then I gave Jack the 'sexy eyes' as he would call it.

He seemed to blush a little and he grabbed my phone. "Gimme that, no need to be talking about dicks anymore!"

"What am I too big for you to handle Jack? Do I need to stretch you out more~? Is your gagging reflex coming back~?" I teased him.

"Alright next question!" He said quickly trying to change the subject.

"What were your thoughts on Jack's hips/curves? Yeah ok people are saying that I have curves! I don't get it I don't see them!"

"You do have a feminine body, and yes you do have curves Jack," I said as he just pouted. "They suit you though. But all of that is mine, you are mine," I pulled him close to me and stared at the camera. I kissed his forehead protectively as he struggled to get out of my grasp.

"Alright now ask me a question!" He handed me the phone after he wiggled out of my grip.

"Alright, before you were a couple, did you ever think that septiplier would ever become real?" I looked at him and then at the camera.

"No I didn't, but after seeing a few... pictures.. my line was all over the place, everything but straight!" He joked.

"Oh yeah, whenever he's in Ireland or I'm with family, we send each other nudes," I exposed us. "Shh they weren't supposed to know that!" He whisper yelled into my ear. I leaned in close to his ear. "Don't worry, I won't tell them that you like to dress in panties when we send each other nudes," I whispered.

He blushed slightly and kissed my cheek. "Good, anyways gimme the phone!"

After several more questions I finally got the one I was waiting for. Luckily it was my turn to ask the question.

"So after this one we'll wrap it up!" He beamed. I nodded and looked back at my phone to read the question.

"So who's top and who's bottom~?" I smirked at him. He knows the answer to that all too well.

"Well isn't it obvious?" He giggled a little. He was stalling and I could tell. I glided my hand up his thigh and brought him closer to me. I leaned in towards his ear and whispered, "don't lie baby, we both know that answer~"

He shivered and looked back at the camera. "Well I suck Mark's dick every once in a while, but I'm mostly bottom bitch, I gotta deal with all that pain in my ass," he glared at me.

"You love it though~"

"I can't answer that, until I know how well you do~"

"Oh you know all too well how good I am in bed. You scream my name every time~"

"Well why don't we put it to the test~?" He hummed and in split second he was sitting in my lap. I began kissing and sucking his neck roughly. He stuttered slightly while doing his outtro as I groped his ass.

He reached over quickly to turn off the camera before anything got too escalated.

A/N: third update of the day. I feel proud 1032 words