These are gonna be third person. P.S. This is a parody soooooo,, yeah im not actually putting effort into this. This is all a joke.
"Last night was soooooooo fun," Y/N smiled.
"Yeah, it was." Michael giggled, putting the phone on speaker.
"Do you love her more than me?!"Brady whispered to Michael, rolling his eyes when he was ignored.
"What was that?" Y/N asked, looking at her butt in the mirror.
"Nothing!" Michael said, hurting Brady's feelings.
"I'm going to kill Y/N..." Brady muttered.
"You know, I could have sworn your eyes looked brown last night."
"Brown? MY EYES? Pfft, never,you must've been imagining that." Michael said, realizing he forgot his contacts. He had not come this far to be exposed.
He opened his suitcase, quickly inhaling two bags of hi-chews.
"You know I didn't want to bring this up but, I think you forgot to follow me on Instagram!" Y/N chuckled. "You must've forgotten after you were stalking me."
Shit! Michael thought. MY PRECIOUS RATIO IS GOING TO BE RUINED!
"Oh wow, yeah, can't believe it slipped my mind." He rolled his eyes. Guess he has to unfollow a lifeline to keep his ratio.
"Your fans are always talking about how you have this ratio thing??? But I have no idea what it means!" Y/N giggled, as Brady narrowed his eyes at Michael.
"A ratio??? Pfft, pfft, pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!"
Y/N stopped looking at her butt, scrunching her face at the long pfft.
"I get it, enough with the pfft. Geez."
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!" Brady did it instantly.
"Stop!" Michael mouthed.
"Stop!" Y/N whined.
"GIVE ME MY MAN BACK!" Brady screeched.
"WHAT!" Y/N said as she checked her phone, seeing Michael still hasn't followed her.
"We have to break up." Y/N said.
"No, Y/N please! I'm not Brady's man, he just has a crush—"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT BRADY! You care more about your ratio then me!"
Michael sucked his teeth, remaining silent.
"Say it's not true and we'll stay together." Y/N demanded.
Michael chuckled, texting her a photo.
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