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dan: phil it's fucking morning tell me

phil: no

dan: yes

phil: nooo it's gonna make everything go to s***

dan: idc

phil: i do

dan: well is it good or bad news??

phil: good, for me

phil: bad for you

phil: i think

dan: do you have to stop talking to me or something? :(

phil: that would be bad news for both of us

dan: phil tell me i'm not a fucking baby i can handle it

phil: no you can't

dan: we won't know unless you TeLl mE

phil: how much do you love me?

dan: on a scale of one to ten; 12

phil: no

dan: yuh

phil: i changed my mind bye

dan: phil don't do this again

dan: phil

dan: i love you

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