11:59
dan: morning philly
dan: you were in my dream last night :)
phil: that's sweet.
dan: we smashed
phil: again, that's sweet.
phil: also why do we like only talk abt sex
dan: because you wanna fuck me ;)
phil: okay then.
dan: philly :)
phil: what
dan: can you do a favor for your favourite boyfriend? :)
phil: oh boy what is it
dan: can you get me new paants? :)
phil: tf is wrong with the pants you have on ?
dan: semen
phil: dANIEL N0
phil: my iNNOCENCE, iT's FaDiNG
dan: fine i'll get my own pants
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turns out one of my friends is a homophobe and thinks me being bisexual is fcked up ;-;
