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-Turducken- held me hostage

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-Turducken- held me hostage

1. Stagstep

2. Tall enough to qualify as a gas station attendant

3. I'm not 18 but I ain't a "12 year old idiot!1!1! uwu" either.

4. A day in mid September.

5. -Turducken- et Vemere

6. None because I'm pretty sure everyone I know here is probably not a guy

7. Nobody. Why I gotta pay for someone else when they're probably running around buying drugs?

8. Love does not exist and we all know that. You know what does exist? Triggered Liberals and Conservatives.

9. "Brb there's a spider on my wall"

10. None :')

11. If the limit wasn't at 100%, this phone would probably be at...hm... about 1,000,000%.

12. The color of dirt and coffee and screaming people covered in shit

13. I wonder what hair color a Pakistani Indian man would have?

14. I have an addiction to worrying over dumbass bullshit.

15. Anything I can get my hands on 👌

16. Anything edgy about killing innocent rabbits because that's cool with the little kiddies now

17. The Deer or Cat

18. History by far

19. I hate sports :)

20. To not die early and instead live a life that doesn't fucking end me

21. Imma have to think about that.

22. I'm American and Proud 🇺🇸👌

23. One black catto named Queenie [Queen for short]

24. Sounds kinky

25. Literally everything turns me off

26. Single and planning to stay that way :)

27. I'm nearly an adult and that hasn't even happened ever 👌

28. Once I cut myself but that was because I was being a stupid idiot with a knife; not because I hated myself

29. Fam and internet fam 👌

30. The little edgy 2 year olds that used to try and intimidate me with "my mom is gonna hear about this!1!1!"

31. S 🕷 P 🕷 I 🕷 D 🕷 E 🕷 R 🕷 S

32. Hypocrites and Ignorance 👌

33. It's Countrycats and you can't stop me from saying that :)

34. The Daily Show is my drug

35. Team America: World Police OR The Interview. That's some good shit right there 👌

36. Warrior Cats

37. I'm a scary Indian so nobody will ever think to try and kill me or fight me 👌🇮🇳

38. Nobody

39. Virgo ♍

40. I am mostly Pakistani and British, though all the other ethnicities I am are primarily based in the Middle East and West Asia [India, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, etc.]

41. Lol no

42. I am a worrywart and get concerned over goddamn everything

43. The peepos on here because I have no social life 👏

44. That moment when you say that something is due today but accidentally delete the project that you had been working on for over a month ☺

45. TrumpxSatan is a perfect match made in heaven

46. Warrior Cats :')

47. WiFi is the best and you can't act like that ain't true

48. The outdoors is danger so I ain't going out there :)

49. I deleted that because It was hell on earth

50. I'm probably going to die at age 20

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 29, 2017 ⏰

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