Harry Potter Characters React

#5

Neville Longbottom: OOH, LOOK, SOMEONE MADE US PIE! *overjoyed*

Luna Lovegood: Neville, i'm not sure we should trust some random-

Neville Longbottom: *sits at table and grabs fork*

Luna Lovegood: -pie. No, seriously, what if this is some kind of plot? What if it's poisoned?

Neville Longbottom: *looks at pie* eh. looks real to me.

HAH. I CAUGHT YOU.

*A cage falls around Neville and Luna*

Luna Lovegood: Welp. Saw that coming.

Neville Longbottom: *eating pie*

NOW.. I WILL FORCE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS AMAZING SHIP..

Luna Lovegood: NO PLEASE MIGHTY OVERLORD

Neville Longbottom: *eating pie*

TOO LATE

Neville Longbottom: *chokes*

Luna Lovegood: Oh, Merlin.. *Gives him the heimlich*

Neville Longbottom: WE'RE *COUGH* KISS *SPLUTTER* ING

Luna Lovegood: yep.

Neville Longbottom: AND YOU'RE WEARING EYESHADOW!

Luna Lovegood: WHAT???!! *presses face closer to screen* I SHOULD SUE THEM! THIS IS AN INACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY PERSON!

Neville Longbottom: wait, you've never worn makeup before? at all?

Luna Lovegood: well, a few times, I suppose, like at the Yule-- THIS IS GETTING OFF-TOPIC! 

MORE, MUAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Luna Lovegood: well, that's better. It's just a nice, friendly moment..

Neville Longbottom: .. you do notice the floating heart, right?

Luna Lovegood: DEAR MERLIN'S UNDERPANTS

Neville Longbottom: and they call me oblivious

Hermione Granger: Didn't I say that? LUNA, DID YOU JUST TAKE MY QUOTE?!

Luna Lovegood: IT'S A FREE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYY 

-- A/N --

thanks for reading, guys!

credit for the idea of this chapter goes to my friend Daisy_Whisker, and you should check out her stories!

thanks, my little fork forks!