Neville Longbottom: OOH, LOOK, SOMEONE MADE US PIE! *overjoyed*
Luna Lovegood: Neville, i'm not sure we should trust some random-
Neville Longbottom: *sits at table and grabs fork*
Luna Lovegood: -pie. No, seriously, what if this is some kind of plot? What if it's poisoned?
Neville Longbottom: *looks at pie* eh. looks real to me.
HAH. I CAUGHT YOU.
*A cage falls around Neville and Luna*
Luna Lovegood: Welp. Saw that coming.
Neville Longbottom: *eating pie*
NOW.. I WILL FORCE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS AMAZING SHIP..
Luna Lovegood: NO PLEASE MIGHTY OVERLORD
Neville Longbottom: *eating pie*
TOO LATE
Neville Longbottom: *chokes*
Luna Lovegood: Oh, Merlin.. *Gives him the heimlich*
Neville Longbottom: WE'RE *COUGH* KISS *SPLUTTER* ING
Luna Lovegood: yep.
Neville Longbottom: AND YOU'RE WEARING EYESHADOW!
Luna Lovegood: WHAT???!! *presses face closer to screen* I SHOULD SUE THEM! THIS IS AN INACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY PERSON!
Neville Longbottom: wait, you've never worn makeup before? at all?
Luna Lovegood: well, a few times, I suppose, like at the Yule-- THIS IS GETTING OFF-TOPIC!
MORE, MUAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Luna Lovegood: well, that's better. It's just a nice, friendly moment..
Neville Longbottom: .. you do notice the floating heart, right?
Luna Lovegood: DEAR MERLIN'S UNDERPANTS
Neville Longbottom: and they call me oblivious
Hermione Granger: Didn't I say that? LUNA, DID YOU JUST TAKE MY QUOTE?!
Luna Lovegood: IT'S A FREE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYY
-- A/N --
thanks for reading, guys!
credit for the idea of this chapter goes to my friend Daisy_Whisker, and you should check out her stories!
thanks, my little fork forks!
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