We open... Dramatically.
Cue the dramatic music, cue the spotlight, open the curtain- because we're back, bitches.
Pause for dramatic effect.
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Just one more so you can feel the drama.
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Harry Potter: (to the tune of the Backstreet Boys) POTTER'S BACK AL-RIGHT!
Draco Malfoy: fucking hell.
Ginny Weasley: oh wow, how long has it been since we were a part of this gem?
Hermione Granger: a little under two years.
Neville Longbottom: dang that's like half my age
Hermione Granger: ....no, no it's not.
Luna Lovegood: good try, though, neville!
Hermione Granger: not really.
Ron Weasley: anyways, how has everyone been!
Draco Malfoy: my life is a pit of neverending despair and echoing 2000's emo music.
Ron Weasley: not the answer i was looking for, but okay!
Ginny Weasley: i think we can all agree that nothing's changed while we've been trapped in the limbo of wattpad drafts.
Harry Potter: nice, i love me an existential crisis
Hermione Granger: of course you do
Dun... dun..............
Ron Weasley: oh, not this again, anything but this
Dun!!!!!!! It's me, the author, creator of your existence! Aren't you happy to see me?
Luna Lovegood: sure! other than the fear of once again being tortured by images i'll never get out of my head!
Harry Potter: wow, that sounds like my entire life summed up right there
Draco Malfoy: okay, calm down gerard way
Ron Weasley: harry, you good bro?
Harry Potter: yeah
Ron Weasley: okay then im going to make fun of you lol
Harry Potter: heck.
I love watching your fights! It makes me remember the good old days of this book...
Hermione Granger: oh, yes, like the time we stapled you to that spinning wheel....
Draco Malfoy: or the time we became self-aware...
Harry Potter: or the time we nearly died because of a ticking timebomb...
Luna Lovegood: or when hermione was shipped with draco...
Hermione: GAG
Okay, definitely not what I meant by "good old days".
Neville Longbottom: there are only sixteen chapters, anyways, how many good old days could there have been?
Enough to get twenty-two thousand reads!
Draco Malfoy: dear lord.
Ron Weasley: that is just way, way too many.
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Harry Potter Characters React
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