Feathers

The Doors Open

HARSH Series Volume 1-Feathers

The Doors Open

Dear Sir or Madam,                                                                           March 17, 2012

Congratulations! Your lucky child has been selected to apply to be a student at Harold’s Academy for Righting Social Habits. We are a private school in Lincoln Park, Chicago, and would be very pleased if your child chooses to attend our fine establishment. We work to correct problems that me be evident in a student’s social or educational life, including addictions, insecurities, psychological issues, and behavioral problems. Your child has been recommended by a school counselor or doctor. We accept anyone regardless of academic progress, ethnicity, financial status, and physical ability.  Our new program in psychological therapy to bring students to their full potential is a new study, and therefore, we would like to introduce this opportunity free of charge and guarantee it will change your child to become a fine-tuned and beneficial member of society. They will learn correct social habits without the risk of judgment from their peers or teachers. Each will receive individual instruction as well as a classroom environment.

This is a boarding school, and meals, uniforms, and rooms will be provided free of charge. In order to prevent influence from outside media and sources, cell phones and electronics are not allowed. Students are not allowed to receive visitors nor leave campus, and this is a year round school. A full list of allowed and banned items is included, as well as many other rules that may be of importance and interest to you and your child.

 This is a program that will last students through college and provide the equivalent of a Bachelor’s Degree, all completely free of charge. Students admitted this year are to be 14 years of age by August 1, and must be 18 or younger as of the same date. There are several programs that your child may choose from, and those who choose not to make a decision will be placed into a program at random. We look forward to seeing your child grow.

However, there are only 240 spots at our school and one thousand students qualified. Please make a decision and fill out the proper forms included with this letter. You may follow the steps on the contacts page to schedule an interview or visit to the campus, or if there are any unanswered questions you may have. All paperwork must be mailed by July 1. The doors open on the first day of August. Final information for registered students will be sent in the mail after the paperwork is received. 

We anticipate your response,

Harold’s Academy for Righting Social Habits

Harold Clarke (Headmaster)