Ishaqzaade

nagini ki chop

Next day
Nagini comes in OM
In hall
Nag: shivaay .............shivaay
Everybody comes
Gauri: nagini tum yahan kya kar rhi ho bhojai ne tumhe ghar se nikal dia phir bhi wapas aa gayi ho
Nag: tum chup raho tumse koi baat nhi kar RHA hai
Ru: chup toh tum raho himmat kaise Hui tumhaari meri bhabhi se wise baat karne ki
Nag: mujhe tum logoon se baat hi nhi karni shivaay ..........shivaay
Shivika comes
Ani: tum kitni badi wali cheapdi ho Maine tumhe ghar bhahar nikal dia phir wapas aa gyi
Nag: iss baar mein nhi tum iss ghar se jaogi shivaay Maine lawyer se baat karli hai kafi raaste hai jisse tum anika k against divorce kar sakte ho ......ye lo divorce papers sign Karo
.......shivaay dekh kya rhe ho Karo sign....shivaay papers sign Karo warna (on his ears )
Shivaay takes papers from her and everybody get shocked
Shiv: pen
Nag: pen ek min
She ask to rudra
Nag: pen ......mere pass hona chahiye
The search in her bag
Nag: mil gaya ye lo shivaay
Shivaay takes the pen
And then he tear the papers and throw it on nagini's face
Shiv: ye lo ho Gaye sign
Nag: tumhaari himmat kaise Hui aisa karne ki tum jaane ho main kya kar sakti
Shiv: or tum nhi janti ki main kaun hoon shivaay Singh oberoi
Nag: main wo video leak kar doongi
Shiv: toh kar do
Nag: ek min ....
Then she check the video bit it was deleted and some tom nd jerry video was there
Nag: ye
Ani: kya nagini abhi tak cartoon dekhti ho
Nag: shut up
Shiv: tumhaari khel khatam nagini it's over
Nag: main tumhe chodugi nhi shivaay
Shiv: Jo Karna hai karlena but mental asylum main.........Dr. Le Jaye ye isse
And they take nagini to mental asylum
Pinky: ye sab kya hai shivaay
Shiv: mom nagini mentally unstable hai or usne mujhe blackmail KIA tha isiliye Maine uske shaadi ki announcement ki thi
Ru: lekin bhaiya video main kya tha
Shiv: kuch nhi rudra rehne de
Pinky: chalo sab theek ho gaya

Rikara an ad ruvya in room
Ru: congratulations aaj party hai meri taraf se or aaj mera cheatdy bhi hai
Gauri: haan Rudy bhaiya aap KO bhi Cong......
Bhav: bhabhi congratulations
Gauri: haan wahi
Ru: aaj toh mazza hi aa gaya aakhir woh nagini apni sahi jagah pahunch hi gayi
Gauri: sach Rudy bhaiya jab bade bhaiya ne divorce paper uske chwhre par mare toh mazza hi aa gaya
Ru; aaj toh bhaiya ne dil hi khush kar dia pehle toh mujhe laga ki wo uss divorce papers pe sign kar denge par phir bhaiya ne Jo KIA uske baad toh Mann KIA bhaiya KO hug kar loon
Gauri: lekin Rudy bhiaya bass ek baat ka Hume dukh hai
Ru: kis baat ka
Gauri: yahi ki hum uss nagini KO ek jhaamp nhi maar paaye
Ru: bhabhi aap chinta kyu karti ho
Main aap KO mental asylum le chaloonga wahan aap usme ek nhi balki 10 jhaamp maar Lena koi kuch nhi kahega

In kitchen
Shivaay is cooking anika comes
Ani: kya kar rhe hai aap
Shiv: gana ga RHA hoon dikh nhi RHA dinner banaya RHA hoon
Ani: gana toh aap ga bhi nhi sakte......waise kya bana rhe hai
Shiv: palak paneer
Ani: kya aap Indian banaya rhe hai
Shiv: tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe Indian banana nhi aata
Ani: nhi main kaise bhool sakti hoon aap toh shivaay Singh oberoi hai aap toh sab kuch kar sakte hai
Shiv: ho gaya chalo ab taste Karo ki kaisa bana hai
Ani: kyu shivaay Singh oberoi ne banaya hai majal hai toh usme much gadbad ho
Sbiv: tumse toh poochna bhi bekar hai
Ani: aisa kyu keh rhe hai main karti hoon na taste ek min
And she taste the palak paneer
Ani: waise baaki sab mein toh pta nhi par aap khaana khidkithod banate hai bahut acha hai
Shiv: acha toh hona hi tha shivaay Singh oberoi ne Jo banaya hai
Ani: ho gyi khud ki tareef ab serve kare

In dinning table
Ru: waah bhaiya kya palak pander banaya hai
Om: sach mein shivaay kafi acha hai
Shiv: waise anika ne bhi meri help ki hai
Gauri: acha kya baat hai bhojai

In room shivika
Ani: apne aisa kyu kaha ki Maine aapki help ki hai
Shiv: kyu tumne meri help nhi ki
Ani: shivaay Maine sirf taste KIA tha
Shiv: haan or yehi toh sab se bada kaam hota hai taste Karna taki ho bhi kami ho dish mein wo improve kar sake
Ani: aap theek hai
Shiv: haan kyu
Ani: kuch nhi

Rikara and ruvya in room
Gauri:aaj dekha aap sab ne
Om: kya dekha
Gauri: wahi Jo humn dekha
Ru: lekin bhabhi aapne dekha kya
Gauri: arey shivaay bhaiya ne kaha anika bhojai ne unki help ki
Ru: toh
Gauri: uska matlab dono k beech sab theek ho rha hai uska MATLAB wo dono saath mein kitchen mein the or jhagda bhi nhi KIA
Bhav: ya right iska matlab humare plan work kar rhe hai
Ru: haan or ab Hume or plans banane chahiye taki hum bhaiya or bhabhi KO pass la sake
Gauri: haan or unse bula sake ki wo dono iss shaadi ko todna nhi chahate ek doosre k saath rehna chahate hai
Ru: par ye kitna aasaan nhi hone wala
Gauri: waise aasaan cheezoon ka Hume shok nhi hai
Ru: toh plan kya hai

Shivika in their room
Anika was about to sleep on the couch but she found couch is wet
Ani: ye kya hai
Shiv: kya hua
Ani: ye geela hai
Shiv: kya........arey haan wo main yahan kaam kar RHA tha mujhe paani ka glass slip hogaya tha couch par
Ani: aap pagal ho kya ab main kya karoon where I will sleep now
Shiv: mujhe kya pta
Ani: bahar bhi nhi ja sakti
Shiv: kyu
Ani: kyuki agar daadi ne dekh KIA toh problem ho jayegi
Shiv: toh ek kaam Karo zameen soo jao
Ani: zameen main kaise what about the mattress mere pass nhi hai
Shiv: toh main kya maroon
Ani: main kya maroon MATLAB aapne couch KO geela KIA tha aapne raita phailaya tha aap hi kuch karoge
Shiv: Maine raita nhi paani phailaya tha
Ani: Jo bhi hai aapne KIA solution bhi aap hi doge
Shiv: toh ek kaam Karo bed pe so jao or kya karogi
Ani: bed pe lekin
Shiv: don't worry ek kaam karte hai division de kar lete hai....
And he set pillows b/w the bed and divided it into two
Shiv: ye side meri wo side tumhaari lekin ek baat yaad rakhna ki ye sirf aaj k liye hai kal se tum apne couch pe or main apne bed pe
Ani:haan mujhe koi shok nhi hai aap ke saath bed share karne ka
And the both sleep facing in opposite directions

Precap: shivika romance

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