Ishaqzaade

matargasti

Next morning
Shivika,rikara nd ruvya with daadi in hall
Daadi: toh batao kaun jayega
Shiv: kaha
Ru: arey bhaiya daadi chahati hai ki koi mandir ja k daadi k naam ki pooja kare or chadawa chadaye
Daadi: toh batao kaun jayega
Ru: main toh nhi ja sakta daadi mujhe gym jaana hai
Shiv: toh theek hai om chala jayega
Om: haan
Shiv: cool
Then gauri and rudra gives signs to
om
Om: nhi .....nhi main nhi ja sakta
Shiv: kyu abhi tunne kaha na ki tu chale jayega
Om: haan par mujhe abhi yaad aaya mujhe gallery Jana hai wahan much kaam hai
Daadi: toh theek hai billu tu ja
Shiv: lekin daadi
Daadi: billu
Shiv: theek hai jaisa aap kahe
Daadi: theek hai anika KO bhi apne saath leja
Shiv: kyu anika kyu
Daadi: kyunki shaadi k baad pehli baar mandir ja RHA hai akele nhi jaate anika KO bhi le ja
Shiv: jaisa aap kahe
Shivaay to anika chale
And they both leaves
Ru: yes
Gauri: thank u daadi

Shivika in car
Ani: waise aap mandir Gaye hai kabhi
Shiv: tumhe lagta hai ki main mandir nhi jata
Ani: nhi .......aisa nhi hai bass kabhi aapko Jaye hue dekha nhi or
Shiv: or kya
Ani: or shivaay Singh oberoi kissi k aagey nhi jhukt (copying him)
Shiv: very funny
Ani: haan par bhagwan k aagey toh jhukna padta hai
Shiv: tum chup nhi reh sakti
Ani: mujhe samaj nhi aata ki aapko mere bolne se problem kya hai main jab bhi boltu aap kehte hai ki chup ho jao aapki problem kya hai kyu aapko mere bolne se itni problem kyu hai
Shiv: anika anika ......anika plz break lelo
Ani: theek hai main kuch bolugi hu nhi
Shivaay stops the car as mandir comes
Shivika goes and and do the pooja
Ani: pandit ji Hume apni daadi k naam se bhi pooja karwani hai or UE RHA chadawa
Pan: laao beti
Then pandit ji returns them the pooja ki thaal
Pan: ye lo beti bhagwan tum dono ki Jodi banaya rakhe
Then they again returns to car
Shiv: shit
Ani: kya hua ghar nhi chalna
Shiv: tyre flat
Ani: kya
Shiv: haan
Ani: ab
Shiv: ab kya ek min mera phone .....phone.........shit
Ani: kya hua
Shiv: phone bhool gaya
Ani: aap bhi na waise toh wo phone aapse makhi ki tarah chupka rehta hai par jab zarorat hoti hai phone nhi hota
Shiv: theek hai ladai band karogi ......phone do apna
Ani: ye lijiye
And she gave her phone
Shiv: battery dead hai
Ani: kya
Shiv: tum apna phone charge nhi kar sakti
Ani: or aap apne phone ka dhyaan bhi nhi rakh sakte..........ek min phone kyu
Shiv: ohhhh god anika tum kitni intelligent ho na.......arey phone karne doosri car bulwani hogi
Ani: kyu
Shiv: tum pagal ho gyi ho ghar nhi Jana
Ani: pagal nhi Hui hoon par stepney hogi na tyre change kar lijiye
Shiv tum chup raho apne ideas apne pass rakho
Ani: ek min aapko tyre change Karna nhi aata nhi aata na
Shiv: haan nhi aata toh
Ani: mujhe aata hai
Shiv: kya tumhe tyre change Karna aata hai
Ani: haan toh usme kaunsi badi baat hai
Shiv: great toh Karo phir
Ani: nhi
Shiv: kya kyu
Ani: pehle paani puri
And she points her finger towards the paani puri stawl
Shiv: what r u mad no kitni unhygienic hai no never
Ani: to phir theek hai main tyre change nhi karungi
Shiv: anika ye kya zid hai
Ani: zid aap kar rhe hai
Shivaay fine chalo
Anika to the vendor: bhaiya theekhi wali paani puri Dena
And she starts enjoying the paani puri and shivaaay is looking at her while she is enjoying the paani puri and she make shivaay eat the paani puri as well and then they finished it and come to their car
Shiv: chalo change Karo tyre
Ani: karti hoon
And she opens the car's back trunk
Ani: ye kya
Shiv: Kya hua
Ani: tyre change nhi ho sakta
Shiv: kyu
Ani: Stepney nhi hai
Shiv: kya ....pehle nhi check kar sakti thi wo unhygienic paani puri bhi khaani padi
Ani: haan toh Maine kaha tha tyre change kar doongi ......stepney le aao kar doongi
Shiv: shit shit shit.............tumhare saath jaana hi nhi chahiye tha tum tum ho problem saari problem tum hi ho
Ani: ab kya kare
Shiv: Karna kya hai chalte hai ab
Ani: chaliye......ek min and she puts prasad pooja ki thaal in her bag ab chaliye
And they start walking
After sometime
Ani: shivaay main or nhi chal sakti
Shiv: toh kya karu tumhe uttha k le jau
Ani: haan par lift bhi toh le sakte hai
Shiv: yeah tum super star ho sab line laga kar khade hai tumhare liye tumhe lift Dene k liye.......kitna aasaan nhi hai
Ani: par try toh karte hai
Shiv: toh Karo try
Anika tries to take lift but nobody stops car
Shiv: ek min mere pass ek plan hai.....tumhare pass kuch kapde hai
Ani: kya
Shiv: hai
Ani: haan kuch duppate hai
Shiv: great do
And he arrange the duppatas and it seems like Anika is pregnant
Ani: waah shivaay aap toh ek dim Chantomai hai
Shiv: chalo ab try Karo
And one car stops
In the car one uncle and aunty was their
Shiv: excuse me kya aap Hume oberoi mansion tak lift de sakte hai
Uncle: tum shivaay Singh oberoi ho
Shiv: ji
Uncle: of course beta aao aao
And they both sits on the back seat
Aunty: waise kaunsa month chal rha hai
Ani: month
Shiv: 3rd
Ani: ji
Aunty: waise tum dono ki shaadi arrange thi ya luv
They both look each other
Uncle: arey tum kaisi baat kar rhi ho dekh kar hi pta chal RHA hai ki luv marriage hai
Aunty: waise baby ka kuch naam socha
Ani: nhi abhi nhi socha
Aunty: acha tum dono apne naam batao
Shiv: shivaay anika
Aunty: shivaay anika means shivika agar ladki Hui toh or ansh ladka hua toh
Uncle : kaise
Aunty: arey shivaay ka shiv or anika ka ka shivika and anika ka an and shivaay ka sh ansh.....kaisa hai
Uncle: acha hai
And uncle aunty start laughing while shivika is getting uncomfortable

Rikara and ruvya in room
Gauri: Rudy bhaiya aapne bade bhaiya k car ka tyre flat kar wa dia tha
Ru: haan bhabhi
Bhav: or aapne Stepney bhi nikal wadi thi na
Ru: haan mujhe plan yaad tha
Gauri: waise woh dono abhi tak wapas nhi aaye hai
Ru: matlab humara plan work kar RHA hai
Gauri: bass ab ye trip sab sahi karde
Ru: hope so

Precap: nagini is exposed

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