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Chat

Anna is online.

Welcome!

Janne is online.

Welcome!

Now online: Anna, Janne. -End

Anna: *bites*

Janne: Ow. *grumbles*

Anna: Egg-

Janne: Penis-

Anna: Potato-

Janne: *squish*

Anna: *hug*

Izaya is online.

Welcome!

Jane is online.

Welcome!

Now online: Anna, Jane, Janne, Izaya. -End

Jane: I love how the bot just says "Welcome!" every time someone is online.

Izaya: I don't like robots. They're boring. Humans, now that's fun!

Jane: Lol Izaya. I don't think we're playing right now.

Izaya: Well, eh.

Janne: Lmao guys.

Anna: Hi.

Jane: Hi~

Anna: *bites Janne*

Janne: Babe-

Jane: Oh. They're at it again.

Izaya: I can see that.

Jane: Izaya-kun (inserts cute anime emoji)

Izaya: No.

Anna: RIP Jane.

Janne: *squishes Anna*

Janne: Izaya... Chicken. (inserts smirk)

Izaya: Did you just call me that. Really?

Anna: Oh. 

Anna: *bites Janne*

Janne: Babe stop biting me... I'm already, you know.

Anna: Lol. *hug*

Izaya: *pokes Anna*

Janne: Don't touch my squishy.

Jane: Couple goals. Izaya why can't you be like that.

Izaya: Uh, we aren't dating?

Anna: *drags Janne away*

Anna is offline.

Goodbye!

Now online: Jane, Janne, Izaya. -End

Janne: Oh. Well I guess awigvnrihgi

Janne is offline.

Goodbye! 

Now online: Jane, Izaya. -End

Jane: Well that happened.

Izaya: Yeah...

-Private Messaging-

Janne is online.

Now online: Jane (Private), Janne, Izaya (Private). - End

Janne: *huffs* Geez Anna.

Janne: ... Oh wait...

Janne is offline.

Goodbye!

Now online: Jane (Private), Izaya (Private). -End