Eris
"What the hell do you think you're doing" my mother yelled as she approached us
"Uh-oh" Jahseh said before he stood up and started sprinting
"Um yeah I think I gotta go to" Chris said and stared running too and that's when I definitely knew that was my que
"Don't leave me guys" I yelled and started running behind them, trying to quickly get to Chris's car
"Oh no the fuck you dont" My mother said as She chased after us
We all continued to run in the opposite direction and finally Jahseh reached Chris's car, he ran like the flash, he wasted no time and he wasn't even the one getting in trouble
I looked back and noticed my mother was right on my ass, running faster than ever, Chris jumped into his car and then I heard the engine, Jahseh held the door open for me
I felt a tug at my shirt, if I got caught now, this would be the worse ass whooping of my life
"Come on Eris you can do it" Jahseh yelled
I sped up, I felt like I was running from Satan and trying to save my life
Finally jumped into the car and as my mother reached for the car door, I quickly shut it and Chris rode off and I sighed in relief
"Thanks for saving my ass guys" I panted
"Yeah but if she catches us, she's beating our asses too" Chris huffed
"Nah we can jump her ass, you know what Chris turn around and let's beat Eris's mother's ass and steal her money, imma slap a hoe-" Jahseh joked
"Aye that's still my mother dumb ass" I said as I hit him in the back of the neck
"But that'll be our last resort if she to get me again"
"I'll record and put it on worldstar, I already got a make for it, 'local teen jumps mother and hits her with car'" Chris laughs
(Y'all know the drill by now...SKIPP)
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It was now 10:34pm and Chris,Jahseh and I were all in Chris's bedroom talking
"A nigga really don't wanna go to school tomorrow" Jahseh said and then ate some cereal from out of his bowl
"Who eats cereal at this time" Chris said
"Real niggas" Jahseh said
"Neither do I but I got this project to do in chemistry" I sighed. I hate school with a passion but I gotta go everyday so I don't miss the school shooting, I wanna be front and center...just kidding...kinda
"Yeah and I'm tryna get head from that thick ass English teacher" Jahseh said
"Who? Ms.Charles?" Chris asked
"She ugly as hell " I said while making a stink face at him, that woman looked like a horse hybrid, it was scary but her body was banging tho, dont get me wrong
"Just put a bag hover her face and then.." Jahseh said and then hovered his hand over crotch and pushed it up in down in the air as if he was holding someone's hair while getting head
"Or Chris could always give you head...just like he was about to" I laughed but they both just gave me straight faces
"Too soon?" I asked as I slowly laughed
"Too soon." Jahseh and Chris said in unison
"Well at least you got closer than Naomi" I said then rolled my eyes at the thought of her name, I just couldn't believe she would be mad at me because of something as small as a kiss, they weren't even dating plus she was with Stokeley
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