Catch Up|xxxtentacion| Jahseh Onfroy

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Eris

Jahseh and I ended up getting a ride from some guy that was still around after school, he was just getting out from detention and after we told him that our friend had left us, he offered to drive us to Chris's house

Buy honestly, he wasn't the smartest.....

"I can't believe he left y'all, maybe he forgot, I forget a lot of things" The weird boy started

"Sometimes I forget the alphabet.. Or what comes after the number 10, and sometimes how to multiply, or to shower" the boy went on and I sunk back in my seat

The ride feels like it's never going to end with his constant talking and stupidity, I've never been around anyone this idiotic and I've met some retarded people in my life

"....Like why isn't the word alphabet in alphabet order, its really stupid to me"

Ugh, he's the only stupid one and Jahseh just sat there and nodded his head

"Wait, I think I'm lost guys...."He said

"You weren't looking at the GPS bro" Jahseh asked

And the boy gave a sickening laugh that sounded like a hyena " I never looked at GPS, I was following my heart" he said

"A-are you serious"Jahseh said sounding amazed by his stupidity

"Yeah bro, cool right, it's like I got a GPS in my heart and I know it's right because it always leads to me to my house" the boy says proudly

At that moment I wanted to reach over to the driver's seat and smack him, maybe fling him through the windshield and drive off with the car

"Okay what's your name again" I asked

"You can call me lil pump" he said flashing a smile

"Okay well pump-"

"Oh no call me LIL pump, pump is my father" he said trying to sound classy and I rolled my eyes at his extreme stupidity

"Okay LIL pump, try using some directions" I said trying to sound polite but it was obvious that I was angry, Jahseh just stared at me calmly, signaling for me to chill out

3 hours later

After about what was only supposed to be a 20 minute ride, it took about 3 hours to get to Chris's house, and we still weren't there yet but we tried to have a little fun, we weren't in a rush to see Chris anyway, it was only going to turn into a huge argument anyway

"Do you think Mrs.Munchonballs is a transgender, she's built like a man with boobs" pump said

"You mean Mrs.Munchalls" Jahseh corrected

"Same thing"pump said and we all broke out into laughter

"She just look like a man with makeup and I don't know where the Mrs. came from, I don't know who would marry that" I added

"She's lonely, she probably wanted to add that for extra effect" Jahseh said and pump went on laughing like a hyena

"Wait, wait, stop this is Chris's house" I said and the car came to a hard stop causing all of us to slightly swing forward, almost causing us to fly out the window

"Aww man, it was cool talking to y'all" Pump said sounding kind of hurt

"Okay let's exchange numbers" Jahseh offered

"How many numbers" pump asked, confused

".....phone numbers"

"Oh okay" pump said again with his face lighting up