In memory of Kermit the Frog. You were a great meme before Disney shat on you. RIP Kermmy.
Polyphemus' POV
i dun saw 1 of the guyz and i waz liek ''i lov u'' and he said "i lov u 2 no homo'' but i said ''yes homo'' then we gitted fuk!
*One year later*
Polyphemus' POV
after we gitted fucc we got eloped in vegaz he's is mien not urs kys
*Two years later*
Samuel's POV
i waz ccri-ing bc liek i got phat but i also missed my heat bc i'm a furry too did u just assume my god damn gender and sex and also race kys?
anywayz i went to the doc and he was liek "ur preggernat'' and i said ''lol no'' he said ''lol yes'' and i cried bc wat if Pol aint want fucc babies
i went home and went to pol ''pol i am preggante'' and he wass v hap lek ''oh am hap thank we shall have ogre bbs ok? ok"
as he said that i scremed and shat ogre eggs and they hatched and there were liek 40 but i was hungery and ate 39
''it's ok the others were rejectes''
i nodded in argureement
*Fifty years later*
Polyphemus' POV
are deer ogre bb is grown with his own shreklings and that made me so sad but also bc i'm dieing sam went to me and crid ''sarm i'm deding'' i said then he said ''nO DoNT Do IT PoL'' then i said ok and stood up then he smield and said ''let us git fuk'' so we gitted fucc and lived forever the end.
(243 words, my creation that fills me with the most pride.)
