17 days ago...
Jane: *shoplifting clothes* *sees in price tag "Made in China"* Well, these make me look like a granny. *throws clothes*
14 days ago...
Jane: *steals phone* *sees that its a cheap phone* *sees "Made In China" sign* Seriously? I can get what, like 10 bucks on this?
11 days ago...
Jane: *sees a great poster* Nice. *sees sign again* Oh, so they are good at art *suddenly sees weird JeffDrowned art in a poster* *sees same sign* NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ALL THE NOPES NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
6 days ago...
Jane: *dreaming* Wow, so much China things I saw then. Creepy...
Clockwork: Ikr, look. *turns to Chinese killer* Hehe.
Jane: WHA- *wakes up*
Now...
Jane: Gotta watch out for these pesky Chinese.
Jeff: *gives her bleach*
Jane: Is this a jo- *sees sign for the last frickin time!* Nonononononono way is this happening again! * throws bleach* *runs away*
Jeff: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Oh well, that was a really corny pun. MOVIN' ON MOTHAFUCKAS!
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