Toast: *doing a book*
Google: *autocorrects meh to mesh*
Toast: No. *changes text*
Google: *deletes bad words*
Toast: Google, no. *changes back the words* *continues*
Google: *changes back the words*
Toast: Fuck you, Siri.
Google: No, don't eat Sirius.
Toast: Wait, wha?
Google: *deletes whole chapter & autocorrects my name*
Toast: .-. Wha-what? >:[ Why you lil bitch motherfucking Jesus Christ what have you done!?
Google: *noms on book*
True story.
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta Express
RandomMasky: Wow. What kind of name is that? Toast: The MAJESTIC ONE!!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Ticci Toby: Meh. Masky: If I made this, I'd call this nothing. Toast: Why? Masky: So nobody cares about you. Ticci T...
