My child, this is all relatable to Ben Drowned & his friends. Good Luck imagining each...
... Ben married Jeff.
Jeff: My Benny boo.
Ben: My Jeffy weffy. *acts kawaii*
Slenderman: *sad music* Do I have to do this? *tear*
Ben: Yes! It was posted on our web.
Slenderman: *cries* *doesn't want to do it*
EJ: Okay. then I'll do it. Ben, do you take Jeff as your lawfully wedded husband?
Ben: I do.
EJ: & Jeff, do you take Ben to be your lawfully wedded wife or gay man, whatever, in sickness & in health?
Jeff: I do.
EJ: You may now kiss the bride.
Jeff: *kisses*
Slenderman: *cries even more*
...Ben had to kill a Creepypasta.
Ben: *kills himself*
Innocent.
...Ben is a girl, actual girl.
Ben: I'm so fabulous!
Trenderman: Tehee!
Ben: *puts on cute blouse* Yay! I like it. \(^3^)/
Jeff: *nosebleeds*
Eyeless Jack: Hmm?
...Ben is a stripper!?
Ben: *strip dances*
Ticci Toby: Scoot that booty, that booty, that booty, booty scooty! Scoot that booty, that booty, that booty, booty scooty!
Everyone: Scoot. Scoot. Scoot DAT booty!
Ben: \('-')/ *strip dancing*
Ticci Toby: Scoot that booty, that booty, that booty, booty scooty!
Ben: Wut, wut. WUT!
Source: Teen Titans: Robin twerks, dem sing Booty Scooty.
...Ben watches Moana.
Ben: Water!!!! *scared for his life*
Moana: See the line where the sky meets the sea, it calls me! *sings*
Ben: Never give in to the devil! No water!
Water: *splashes Moana*
Ben: Don't!!! *evil voice*
...Ben played Undertale.
Ben: Man. Look in the chart I made:
Napstablook: Lou
Alphys: EJ
Papyrus: Splendorman
Sans: Slenderman
Grillby: Jeff
Grillby's Daughter: Jane Ahahahahahahahahhahaha frickin' funny ya bitchy toast!
Mettaton: Ben :P
Toby Fox: Toast =^-^=
Temmie: LJ & his addiction: candy
Asriel/Flowey: Glitch Red
W.D. Gaster: Dr. Smiley
Frisk: Ticci Toby
Chara: Masky
Toriel: Clockwork
Asgore: Hoodie
Sorry! Ben can't think of other places for the other pastas...
...Ben did JeffDrowned.
I PROUDLY SHIP IT!
Ben: Done.
Toast: Wow. Way to make a scene.
I have nothing anymore. For this chapter.
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta Express
RandomMasky: Wow. What kind of name is that? Toast: The MAJESTIC ONE!!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Ticci Toby: Meh. Masky: If I made this, I'd call this nothing. Toast: Why? Masky: So nobody cares about you. Ticci T...
