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Jacksepticeye X Reader

Green ball lemon: After chasing Mark around for a little bit, you decide to stop and take a breath. For a man that just sits around all day, he has some stamina. “You know you were in there for only 5 minutes right?” Pewds said as you sat down the couch. “WHAT?!?!” “Yeah um… Mark didn’t really like you in there and um… pulled you out 2 minutes early” That little man I WILL KILL HIM FOR TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY MAN! What did I really just think that? “WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?” “Nothing’s wrong with you ” You hear Jack say as he walks into the room. Wait did I really just yell that out?! WELL SHIT! Well Jack was acting like his normal self again… why do I feel so… mad? “Well what should we play (Name)” “Whatever I don’t even care anymore I’m going insane...” “aren’t we all” Jack said making everyone laugh. “Then let’s let everyone see how bad I can be in kerbal space program” He says it in the goofy why he always says it, which made you laugh.

After a few hours of everyone laughing there asses off from Jack's stupidity of the game it was time for dinner. “(Name) isn’t it you turn to cook today.” Mr.Pasta said. “No, I thought it was Jack’s turn to cook today.” “You know we will have take out if he cooks and you are a really good cooker!” Marks says making people laugh and some gasp. “How DARE you say that to the bosses boss that ever BOSSED!” Jack yelled making everyone laugh. “Okay I will cook, but we are totally having take out food tomorrow.” Everyone settles down and agreed to what you said.

After whipping something up and everyone eating your ‘supposedly good’ food you all head to the living room to do your own things. Some people went to get ready for bed and some stayed and played games. Namely Mark Pewds and Jack. “Well today was fun.” Jack said looking at you in the process. “Yeah it was.” You had totally blocked out what happened that day. “Well I don’t know about you but I can hear the bed calling out to me from here.” Pewds said. “-- not -- -- thing calling -- --” you made out a few of the words he mumbled. “What you say Jack” Mark asked. “I didn’t say anything.” Jack said calmly letting out a little laugh. “Well night you guys” Mark and Pewds said. leaving you and Jack out there alone. “Hey when you get done with getting ready for bed can you come to my room real quick?” You were wondering what he was talking about. “Sure!” “Oh and don’t worry about taking a shower”

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You do your normal routine but skipped out on doing the shower (unless you only talk a shower then you went straight to Jack’s room) Then you headed right to Jack’s room. “So what did you need me fo-WAAA!” You walked into the room and over to Jack’s bed when he grabbed you violently and pushed you onto the bed laying down on you chest. “J-JACK WHAT ARE YO-” He stops your yelling with his lip smashing into yours. “MMMMFFFFF!” “Don’t you remember.” He leans into your ear whispering “Come to my room tonight and we can finish what we started.” As the memories start to flow back to you Jack pushes you down and lightly kisses you on the lips. The surprise on you face and with the fact that you never have done that before caused you to push him off you. “I’m s-so sorry Ja-” “I love you...” He cuts you off with an unexpected line. “what?” “I love you. You are near and dear to me and I was so happy that we got to spend seven minutes alone but then the fole side took over so I wasn’t able to tell you earlier that I love you and with the fact that Mark was jealous about you hanging around me and not him that he took us out two minutes early and I was really mad but I was hiding it and acting like my normal self ” “So you knew?” You asked. “I put a alarm on my phone for a minute early so we can clean up and I could tell you but that didn’t work out.” Hearing this made you heart fly. He did all that to tell you that he loved you and you are pretty much rejecting him. “Okay...” “‘Okay’ what?” “We can do IT” The look on his face was so cute. “But what if someone hears us?” “The walls are soundproof” Jack said. Then he promptly smashed his lips into your. You started to kiss back and he reached his hands down to your shirt and lifted it up and off of you. Parting for only a few seconds to get your shirt off, you proceed to kiss again on the neck, leaving bruises and bitemarks all over it.. Your hands slowly climb up his shirt and it was taken off too. You two parted to get the stupid human needs. “You know what, you are prettier without you shirt on.” Jack says. You blush and look down at his naked chest. “You don’t look to bad yourself.” He leans down and starts to kiss you starting to strip of the rest of cloths the two of you wore. “Are you sure you want to do this?” Jack asks you, putting the blanket over you both. “Yeah.” “Okay” he slowly eases into you starting out slow but picks up the speed. "J-Jack!" Before you could finish your sentence you came. And shortly after Jack does the same thing. You both paint as he pulls out of you. "Ready for round two?" Jack asked as he picked you up setting you on your hands and knees. Planting a few kisses on your back he thrusts into you. Again stating slow but picking up the speed. "(Name)! I about t-" this time it was Jack how couldn't finish his sentence as he came. Panting heavily, he pulled out of you laying down next to you. "You know what I said earlier was the true right?" Jack asked you. "Well why do you say that? Of course I know it is true!" You giggle. “(Name)? Will you be my one and only?” You looked at him and back at the sealing. “Yes” Looking back at Jack you see these he fell asleep. You smiles and say "I love you too my cute cute idiot." Falling asleep soon after.

Cute/funny ending: You wake up ripped in the loving arms of Jack. "Well, good morning my lovely (name)" Jack says as he sits up stretching out his tired limbs. "Good morning to you too." You both get up getting dressed and going downstairs too every else that was awake. "Good morning everyone!" You and Jack yell at the same time. "Well if it isn't the two lovebirds~" Pewds coos at the two of you. You both blush and say. "What are you talking about?!?!” You yelled. Jack smiled, turned to you, grabbed your chin and kissed. The room erupted with howls from everyone. He let you go and all you wanted to do was faint. “Sorry Mark but she is MINE!” Jack yelled over to Mark and hugged you after saying that. “What? I didn’t like her at all.” the way he said it was believable. “In facts I know Jack Liked her so I put more that one green ball in that hat so that she could pick you Jack.” You looked up at Jack still hugging you and his jaw…. I don’t even know how to explain it. “Then WHY DID YOU TAKE UP OUT EARLY?!?!?!” You yelled. “Oh that? I set my phone wrong.” Mark laughs and scratches the back of his head. “Okay YOU ARE SO DEAD MARK!” You get out of Jack’s arms and after Mark. “DEAD MARK DEAD!!!!!!!” and lets say everyone went to that park because you and Mark