This isn't a chat this time it's a conversation.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where do your neighbors live?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me?
Police: Just tell me for fuck sake!
Me: They live next to my house.
