Son: Can I go to James party this evening? 🎉🎊🎂
Mum: No, you have a badminton competition tomorrow.
Son: Please, Tim is going too....
Mum: If Tim jumps out of a bridge would you do the same?
Son: No mum, don't come with that shit again!
Mum: So stop comparing yourself with your friends.
Son: Ok. And I failed in maths.😔
Mum: Why can't you be like your brother? He is clever and has manners too
Son: So if he wants to jump out of his window should I follow him?😊
Mum: You can't go to that party❗️