Friend : Dude you were so drunk last night!
Me : I wasn't drunk!
Friend: You were standing next yo fire hydrant yelling 'I'm Percy Jackson, son og Poseidon! I can control water!'
Me : *facepalm*
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Percy Jackson jokes.
HumorSo this is going to be mostly memes. Sorry if my jokes aren't funny. Read the Percy Jackson books then you'll understand it.
