{Why you were arrested}
Capricorn: You broke someone's window because you saw a dog locked in a hot car on a hot ass day. No air conditioning.
Aquarius: You kicked the ass of a guy who was about to throw a duffle bag of baby bunnies into a river
Pisces: You were caught in a high way speed chase because someone took your Prada bag that had food in it.
Aries: You were in caught in a high way speed chase because you took the cops doughnuts
Taurus: You were watching Sally at the park. Soon both of you got tired and went home. You soon found out the kid wasn't Sally and he was a boy, When you went to the park to get the real Sally police were waiting for you.
Gemini: You were drunk out of your mind one night and while doing some shopping when you saw a mannequin and thought they kidnapped Slender. You broke the stores window and took the mannequin soon you were caught by security
Cancer: You were caught fist fighting some bimbo, because she was walking her dog and the sidewalk was hot as balls and she refused to carry him, even though he was a small yorkie.
Leo: You saw a girl who you really hated, she was with her dog, he was an adorable Husky, so when she left to the bathroom you took the dog, sadly the cops found you.
Virgo: You got drunk and Ben convinced you that it would be fun to go to the store you then were caught streaking in the grocery store.
Libra: You got arrested because you were caught drunk driving..... A tractor...Nackedly
Scorpio: You took the stuffing out of a giant bear and went inside it, You want to the store and laid in a box with a bunch of other bears. When you felt someone touch you you started to move, you heard the scream of a little girl, once you got out of the bear you saw the girl and her dad. The dad was a police officer
Sagitarius: You were waiting for Eyeless Jack to pick you up, while you were waiting outside the club a cop came up to you and arrested you because he thought you were a prostitute.
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Again, This took a shit load of time
