The Entire BMC Script (And a genderbent version!)

Genderbend Script

This is NOT Finished yet

(Names)

Jeremy- Jacey

Michael- Michelle

Christine- Christian

Chloe- Connor

Brooke- Bill

Jenna Rolan- Jonny Rolan

Rich- Rachel

Jake- Jackie

The Squip- The Squip, DUH

Mr. Reyes- Mrs.Reyes

Mr. Heere- Mrs.Heere

(We see JEREMY at home, before school. He's at his computer, furiously waiting for

something to load. We get the impression it might be homework or something huge...)

"More Than Survive"

JACEY

C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON, GO GO

C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON, GO GO

I'M WAITING FOR MY PORNO TO LOAD

MY BRAIN IS GONNA FRIKKIN EXPLODE

AND NOW OF COURSE IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD

WHICH MEANS I'LL BE UNCOMFORTABLE ALL DAY

BUT THAT REALLY ISN'T SUCH A CHANGE

IF I'M NOT FEELING WEIRD OR SUPER STRANGE

MY LIFE WOULD BE IN UTTER DISARRAY

CUZ FREAKING OUT IS MY OK

GOOD MORNING, TIME TO START THE DAY

C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON, GO GO

C-C-C-C'MON, C-C-C-C'MON, GO GO

(JACEY bolts from the room and enters the bathroom. She looks at herself in the

mirror. Lifts up her sleeves to check for muscles. Her MOM enters.)

JACEY

Mom! Haven't you heard of privacy?

JACEY'S MOM

We're all girls in this house. Pretend we're in the army.

JACEY

Just... When I get home... Please have pants on. Okay?

JACEY'S MOM

Ten-hut.

(JACEY heads outside.)

JACEY

NOW SHOULD I TAKE THE BUS OR WALK INSTEAD?

I FEEL MY STOMACH FILLING UP WITH DREAD

WHEN I GET NERVOUS MY WHOLE FACE GOES RED

DUDE, WEIGH THE OPTIONS CALMLY AND BE STILL

A JUNIOR ON THE BUS IS KILLER WEAK

BUT IF I WALK WHEN I ARRIVE I'M GONNA STRAIGHT-UP REEK

AND MY UNDERWEAR WILL BE BUNCHY AND MY PITS WILL LEAK

UGH, GOD, I WISH I HAD THE SKILL

TO JUST BE FINE AND COOL AND CHILL

(Perhaps we see JACEY on the bus, heading to school.)

I DON'T WANT TO BE A HERO

JUST WANNA STAY IN THE LINE

I'LL NEVER BE A ROB DENIRO